ExtraHye Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 I'm sure every Armenian male or female have heard this at least once in there life. "Why aren't you married yet." So if you get asked again my single friends, below are some clever replies. You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. It gives my mother something to live for. My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren't you thin? I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 It gives my mother something to live for.I think this applies to my mom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 My favorites in the following order: I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant. Just lucky, I guess. My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole. Because I just love hearing this question. I'm waiting until I get to be your age. Why aren't you thin? Thanks ExtraHye, now I know what to tell my grandfather, next time he comes for a visit, who not only asks this question but phrases it in a very interesting manner: "What is wrong with her, why is she still not married?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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