Nakharar Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine willprobably never be able to support you.--------------------------------------------------------------------Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them tostand closer to the kitchen sink.-------------------------------------------------------------------How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."-------------------------------------------------------------------How do you fix a woman's watch?You don't. There is a clock on the oven.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why do men break wind more than women?Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the requiredpressure.-------------------------------------------------------------------If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yellingat the front door, who do you let in first?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.-------------------------------------------------------------------What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.-------------------------------------------------------------------I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name wasAlways.-------------------------------------------------------------------Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sexdrive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why do men die before their wives?They want to.-------------------------------------------------------------------Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down thestreet with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they aresexy.-------------------------------------------------------------------In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.Then God created Man and rested.Then God created Woman.Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.-------------------------------------------------------------------Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the selectfew women who can, as they say, Handle The Truuth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekY Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down thestreet with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they aresexy. well if women didn't lie to their fatass husbands they wouldnt think they're sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 (edited) Not true, men are dillusional, we don't need you to lie to us. Edited December 4, 2003 by sev-mard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 -------------------------------------------------------------------Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down thestreet with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they aresexy.-------------------------------------------------------------------I love this one, it's so true! How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."-------------------------------------------------------------------How do you fix a woman's watch?You don't. There is a clock on the oven. My stomach hurts! Thanks Nakharar this was a real treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Anileve, I'm glad you see the humour in this! When I first saw this post, I wasn't looking forward to the wrath of resident gnome feminist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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