Accelerated Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 (edited) First I thought of putting this in the Jokes thread, but realised its worthy of its own place in the Humour section....so all your jokes, thoughts, concerns etc. LOL in relation to this black/white man/woman here. And to get us started http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1069027310994_2003/11/21/main_jacksonsheriff.jpg Bizarre day of cuffs and kisses as Jackson gets $4m bailNovember 21, 2003 - 3:53PM Michael Jackson went to jail in handcuffs today and came out blowing kisses after posting $4 million bail. In a day of bizarre spectacle, the so-called King of Pop jetted to California to surrender to police, was charged with child molestation, fingerprinted and snapped in a mug shot that showed him wearing more make-up than a beauty queen. During his hour in custody, during which he became criminal suspect No 621785, the wacky star's camp went on the offensive, denouncing claims he had preyed on a 12-year-old boy at his Neverland Ranch. Defence lawyer Mark Geragos called the accusation "a big lie" and Michael's brother Jermaine ranted on television about a "modern-day lynching". Jackson, 45, never said a word. But as he emerged from the Santa Barbara County Jail after posting $US3 million ($A4.2 million) bail, he flashed a V sign and blew kisses into the air. He did not return to Neverland, the scene of his alleged crimes, but flew back to Las Vegas, where he is shooting a music video. In a surreal scene, children and tourists swarmed Jackson's SUV while it was stuck in Vegas traffic, grasping the hand he thrust through a crack in the window. His spokesman, Stuart Backerman, said Jackson would be staying at a secret location. He would not comment on where the singer's three children are. "Michael is going to defend himself with the force of his spirit," said Backerman, who issued a terse written statement from Jackson. "Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons," it said. "The truth will win this marathon in court." Jackson, who admits he takes children into his bed but denies having sexual contact with them, has faced kiddie-sex allegations before. In 1993, a 13-year-old accused him of abuse, but the case never made it to a courtroom because Jackson paid off the youngster and his family. This time, authorities say they have a "cooperative victim", reportedly a brave cancer survivor who told cops a sickening tale of being lured into Jackson's bed and doped with wine and pills. Police have been investigating the sordid allegations for a month and staged a surprise raid on Neverland on Tuesday, seizing boxes of evidence. The next day, they revealed Jackson was wanted on multiple felonies, each carrying a penalty of up to eight years in prison, and demanded he turn himself in. If Jackson, one of the most famous men in the world, was hoping for a low-key surrender, he was out of luck. But if the public wanted to see the moment he was placed under arrest, they also were disappointed. With news helicopters hovering in the air, Jackson's leased Gulfstream IV plane landed at Santa Barbara Airport at 11.55am (0555 Friday AEDT). Officials allowed the six-seater to taxi into a hangar so Jackson could disembark and be taken into custody out of sight. A convoy of police cars and other vehicles then snaked through the streets of Santa Barbara, vaguely reminiscent of the slow-speed chase that preceded OJ Simpson's arrest on murder charges in 1994. At the jail, the black sedan carrying Jackson pulled up to a back door, away from the dozens of television cameras staked out at the main entrance. Nevertheless, as he climbed out and was walked inside, his handcuffed wrists - shackled behind his 55kg frame - could clearly be seen. It took about 40 minutes to process and release him, again through a back door. He was ordered to appear in court for an arraignment on January 9. Geragos told reporters the singer is furious about being branded a pedophile. "He is greatly outraged by the bringing of these charges. He considers this to be 'a big lie,"' he said. "Michael has given me the authority to say on his behalf, these charges are categorically untrue. He looks forward to getting into a courtroom and confronting these accusations head-on." Jermaine Jackson, 48, meanwhile, vented his anger on CNN. "I am sick and f---ing tired of people," he railed. "We will fight and we will stand up. At the end of the day, this is nothing but a modern-day lynching." A handful of Jackson fans and critics came out to see the start of what could be the next "trial of the century". "I love his music, but I don't know if I can support him now," said college student Cesar Mendoza, 22, holding a sign that read "Moonwalk 2 Jail". Patricia Madreno brought her four-year-old son, George, because he's a big Michael Jackson fan. How did she explain to the youngster what his hero was doing at the county lockup? "I didn't tell him why he's here," Madreno admitted. Edited November 21, 2003 by Accelerated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 Yesterday Am - Howard Stern (radio guy for those who don't know0 was reading off MJ jokes that his folks had gotten off the net....I was laughing so hard at some of them..well..almost lost it. Of course most couldn't even be repeated here (they were way bad)....but one that I can recall - and is not as absolutly nasty/explicit as some of the others - Whats Michael Jacksons idea of a perfect 10? 2 five year oklds... Sop you get the idea... He''s a freak certaionly...but its not criminal to be a freak. But if he is guilty as charged well then he should pay the price. I mean yeah - he is a weird/twisted/immature guy...but he's not alone there - all kinds of wierdos out there (some are harmlress...but others...)...still I wouldn't let my kids with him alone etc....I mean what can these parents be thinking (future lawsuit settled out of court etc? Don't know...but not good IMO) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKGIRL28 Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 (edited) I kinda feel sorry for MJ...with all that he's been through in life...lost childhood, abusive father, pressure from his family...success, its gone a bit funny after his hair got burnt! Then, a succession of weirdness that followed with the end result of what we see now... I love his earlier music though.. Edited November 21, 2003 by UKGIRL28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 He's wild man, that's all I can say. He's defiantely a legend but in recent years his decent into "the mouth of madness" has been quite obvious and severe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph parikian Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 http://www.photofeaturesint.com/mjack6sm.jpg Michael Jackson Befor http://www.irbidnet.com/others/gc/faya3ahgc/irbidnet_faya3ah_19.jpg And After Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph parikian Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 (edited) I kinda feel sorry for MJ...with all that he's been through in life...lost childhood, abusive father, pressure from his family...success, its gone a bit funny after his hair got burnt! Then, a succession of weirdness that followed with the end result of what we see now... I love his earlier music though.. I feel sorrey too........ FOR THE KIDS Edited November 22, 2003 by joseph parikian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph parikian Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Celebrities/NEXTSURG.JPG Michael Jackson's next surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KavorKin99 Posted November 22, 2003 Report Share Posted November 22, 2003 his so ugly now lol i mean it's crazay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted November 22, 2003 Report Share Posted November 22, 2003 Michael Jackson is GROTESQUE. A once handsome guy who is now in the world of those who tattoo their whole bodies or have multiple piercings on their faces. A VERY, VERY disturbed individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 all i have 2 say is that i cant judge someone unless i know the whole truth--dont like going around making assumptions just because he looks weird and ugly--sad but just because hes had alttta work done and is werid doesnt mean hes more likely 2 be a child molester---he may be--but where's the evidence?? even his former wife lisa marie is supporting him-sating that she never saw anything like that going around and doesnt expect it either--cant say hes innocent but cant say hes guilty either....saqd tough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 I only stated that he has disfigured himself. This whole thing is a political move. Just look at the timing, the very day of a new Republican administration in California. The Republicans are upping the ante. they want to go after Boxer. They want to foment hysteria to take the public's mind off the mess that Bush has created in Iraq. I believe that there has been NO sexual involvement of ANY kind here. He may have shown affection for a kid with cancer that may have been misconstued or manipulated by the parent. Don't forget that Michael Jackson has a lot of money that people may want to get their hands on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 i liked him better when he was black! at least he looked human, now??? i don't know WHAT he is...and the excuse for his skin tone is "vitiligo?"...B.S.!!!! ...he bleached his skin! it's that simple!! it is obvious that he dislikes himself, his ethnic identity soooo much that he's willing not only to change his skin color, but also his gender!! i believe in psychology they call it "body dysmorphic disorder"...he really was a beautiful looking man...how sad! not only is he messed up on the outside, but also screwed up on the inside!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=VAHE=- Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 (edited) Im suprised people throughout the world actually gathered up in masses for this wierdo. Edited November 24, 2003 by Vahe G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KavorKin99 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 he looks like a kapig lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Latest news may prove my point that this is all about getting some $$$$$$$$$$$. http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/140...5p-124183c.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Geragos probably researched all this before he took the case. As far as I know, Jackson's weirdness per se is not against the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 ... Jackson's weirdness per se is not against the law. With the amount of money he has, nothing is against the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekY Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 i feel kinda sorry for him...i don't like him much...but can't laugh at him either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 did you guys check out his weight on his rap sheet?? 120 lbs!!! he's probably the 1st anorexic man i've ever seen!!!---it's not just a physical thing! he's adopting the female psyche!---or, at least the distorted female psyche at this point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekY Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 disturbing...lol maybe he's suffering from depression... weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKGIRL28 Posted November 27, 2003 Report Share Posted November 27, 2003 here we go again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirumemKez20 Posted December 1, 2003 Report Share Posted December 1, 2003 didn't he name his child blanket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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