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Western Azerbaijan plagued by mice from occupied zone

 

ANS TV

April 14,2001

 

BAKU

 

[Presenter] Some villages in the Azerbaijani-controlled section of Agdam

District are suffering from rodents. Though local residents say that these

mice are sent by the Armenians, the village authorities have a reaslistic

view of the problem.

 

[Correspondent] The remaining part of Agdam District will be occupied by mice

too, this is true however strange it may sound. This is said by residents of

Agdam District's Camanli village whose sown fields are being attacked by

mice. They said that the village's sown land had been plagued by mice for

four months and rodents had badly damaged the fields.

 

We have to say that the village of Camanli is situated 300-500 m from Agdam

District's occupied territories and the local residents think that the

rodents are coming from there.

 

[Ahmad Ahmadov captioned as a village resident] This is the situation not

only in our Camanli village but in all the villages close to the frontline

zone, in Zangisali-Mahrizli, Qaradagli, Afatli, Saricali and Ahmadagali

villages, they [mice] destroy all the crops sown in this zone, I cannot say

whether this is because of the drought or not.

 

[Correspondent] Another theory is that the occupied territories have not been

sown for eight years and therefore rodents from that zone have started coming

here. Some people say that the Armenians are deliberately sending mice to

Azerbaijani cultivated areas.

 

But the fact remains. Village resident Vaqif Cavadov said that he had sown

700 kg of grain to a two-hectare area but if the situation remained he would

not harvest even 100 kg of grain.

 

[Passage omitted: the last mice invasion was in the 1960s.]

 

The Agdam District executive authority has been informed about the situation

but no measures have been taken to combat rodents in the village. The

district executive authority said that not mice but gophers had invaded the

cultivated areas and chemicals should be put on these areas to kill them but

they had no funds to do this.

 

The aide to the Agdam District executive authority head, Cingiz Quliyev, said

that the republic's authorities should render assistance to the district to

tackle the problem.

 

Vafa Ibrahimova and Zaur Naibov, ANS from Agdam.

 

P.S. I sort of don't know, whether I sould've posted this material in here, or in the Humor Forum.

 

[ April 17, 2001: Message edited by: MJ ]

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Western Azerbaijan plagued by mice from occupied zone

ANS TV
April 14,2001

BAKU

[Presenter] Some villages in the Azerbaijani-controlled section of Agdam
District are suffering from rodents. Though local residents say that these
mice are sent by the Armenians, the village authorities have a reaslistic
view of the problem.

[Correspondent] The remaining part of Agdam District will be occupied by mice
too, this is true however strange it may sound. This is said by residents of
Agdam District's Camanli village whose sown fields are being attacked by
mice. They said that the village's sown land had been plagued by mice for
four months and rodents had badly damaged the fields.

We have to say that the village of Camanli is situated 300-500 m from Agdam
District's occupied territories and the local residents think that the
rodents are coming from there.

[Ahmad Ahmadov captioned as a village resident] This is the situation not
only in our Camanli village but in all the villages close to the frontline
zone, in Zangisali-Mahrizli, Qaradagli, Afatli, Saricali and Ahmadagali
villages, they [mice] destroy all the crops sown in this zone, I cannot say
whether this is because of the drought or not.

[Correspondent] Another theory is that the occupied territories have not been
sown for eight years and therefore rodents from that zone have started coming
here. Some people say that the Armenians are deliberately sending mice to
Azerbaijani cultivated areas.

But the fact remains. Village resident Vaqif Cavadov said that he had sown
700 kg of grain to a two-hectare area but if the situation remained he would
not harvest even 100 kg of grain.

[Passage omitted: the last mice invasion was in the 1960s.]

The Agdam District executive authority has been informed about the situation
but no measures have been taken to combat rodents in the village. The
district executive authority said that not mice but gophers had invaded the
cultivated areas and chemicals should be put on these areas to kill them but
they had no funds to do this.

The aide to the Agdam District executive authority head, Cingiz Quliyev, said
that the republic's authorities should render assistance to the district to
tackle the problem.

Vafa Ibrahimova and Zaur Naibov, ANS from Agdam.

P.S. I sort of don't know, whether I sould've posted this material in here, or in the Humor Forum.

[ April 17, 2001: Message edited by: MJ ]




::::)))))))

Azeris are on paranoia ::))))))) Armenian mice, hehe, i mean it would funnier if they'd call it Armenian Dashnak mice. :)
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Originally posted by MosJan:
Mj jan Naxkin Komaygu Aygiyum qaylalis lsetsy te inchpes mer tseruni "Qaraqageter@" q@nnum eyin iys harts@ mek@ p@nddum er vor HAyer@ taza Biologyakan zenq en hnarel yev iyd mkner@ hents et zenqn en mi 10 rope lseluts heto bavakanin lav tramadrutyamb yev 100 tarber varkatsner lseluts heto "nor boiologyakan zenki masin " qaylentsy depi kentron yev hima el taratsum em lurer@


Good to see you be back, MosJan. It appears that while in Yerevan, you have visited one of the major centers of world intelligence exchange and one of the major tink-tanks.
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Mj jan Naxkin Komaygu Aygiyum qaylalis lsetsy te inchpes mer tseruni "Qaraqageter@" q@nnum eyin iys harts@ mek@ p@nddum er vor HAyer@ taza Biologyakan zenq en hnarel yev iyd mkner@ hents et zenqn en mi 10 rope lseluts heto bavakanin lav tramadrutyamb yev 100 tarber varkatsner lseluts heto "nor boiologyakan zenki masin " qaylentsy depi kentron yev hima el taratsum em lurer@
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Originally posted by MJ:
MosJan... It appears that while in Yerevan, you have visited one of the major centers of world intelligence exchange and one of the major tink-tanks.


Mos Jan, 10:00-ic heto KomAYGU Aygum eghel es?
10:00 sharp it becomes the center of Yerevan outdoor sex. The think-tank personnel leaves immediately. However, some of the young ones stay, to enjoy the wonderful recollections of thier past. Surly the famous COMMENTS are still there ("Dzer tune chqandvi","Hla et majmounerin nayi", "Akhchi et tsnoghnerd merel en", "Satani jut, tune tegh chuneq?").

MosJan, achkis lav zhamanak es anckacrel Good to see you back.
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