Azat Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 Vava, that was Domino trying to make an extra buck or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 you've got some strange thoughts in your head!! i'm wondering...with all this testosterone...what in the world would you do on a date?? (take her to a shooting range?) Are you asking me out? - LOL you're so funny accel!!!!....that was a good one!...here's a thought every time i see your little image/avatar thing...i think to myself!! "where is he running to, who is he running from? who is he running to? what on earth has he done? for how long will he be running? are those running shoes? has he always ran? will he run into something? is he running for a cause? who pays him to run? did he ever fall? does he need water? does he need a towel? what is his heArTtbEaT? is his velocity constant? or has he ACCCCCELLLERAAAAATTTEEED?????? " :l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 Believe me, you don't want to know what he has done and you definitely don't want to know why he needs the towel ahahahahahhahahahah hhahaha hahah oh man I just KILL myself sometimes!!!! Oh, hey, whatup Jug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 Pretty tired of running I think, might take a brake. I dont like my name actually, not anymore, much prefer Juggernaut. Believe me, you don't want to know what he has done and you definitely don't want to know why he needs the towel ahahahahahhahahahah hhahaha hahah oh man I just KILL myself sometimes!!!! LOL - Computer Geek, example to all, only if you spend long days (and nights) in a dark windowless room endlessly crunching numbers without sleep, appropriate nutrition/vitamins or contact with other mammals - not only will you start liking it (better thank me Sip, that 'it' could have been replaced with something really horrible - I will leave to your imagination ), you also start coming up with lame jokes such as the one above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 ROFLMAO - check out my new avatar, I fell off my chair when I thought of the caption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 ROFLMAO - check out my new avatar, I fell off my chair when I thought of the caption noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! where did my cute sprinter go??? ...i didn't write all that for...bart to moon!!!! you seem really fun to hang around with!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 I am having a SERIOUS sensory overload here ... it's not everyday that you get to stand in line right next to Jerry Ryan and a few feet from that Jessey girl from saved by the bell (also from the movie Show Girls It's completely incomprehensible for me how good these people look ... they are like completely different evolutionary classes of humans!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 What kinda crap was I told today? Today my office-mate told me about how she had gone home happy last night, hoping to crawl into bed early, as she was VERY tired. Well, whadaya know? Her boyfriend rings her and says he's coming despite her objections, and he turns up with two bottles of wine, saying he wants to talk because he's really distressed about his life, school, etc. She has two glasses of the wine, he drinks the rest, and he doesn't leave until 3 A.M. People are so clueless - applies to both - the guy for not seeing the sleep in her eyes and she for not kicking him out. I would've called the police if anyone violated my sleep. Crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 I am having a SERIOUS sensory overload here ... I have that every time I look in the mirror... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 I am having a SERIOUS sensory overload here ...I have that every time I look in the mirror... What an ATTITUDE! I love it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 where did my cute sprinter go??? He isnt just any sprinter.....its Sonic the Hedgehog (from Sega), your probabaly not old enough to remmember, but heres a couple of avatars I might use later: http://www.gamespy.com/avatars/av/AT/at64.gifhttp://www.gamespy.com/avatars/av/AT/at67.gifhttp://www.gamespy.com/avatars/av/AT/at68.gifhttp://www.gamespy.com/avatars/av/AT/at63.gifhttp://www.gamespy.com/avatars/av/AT/at201.gif you seem really fun to hang around with!! Come to Sydney and find out People are so clueless - applies to both - the guy for not seeing the sleep in her eyes and she for not kicking him out. I would've called the police if anyone violated my sleep. So I guess it would be allright if one night your depressed and turn up at your boyfriends for some comfort and maybe a drink and he throws you out, coz he needs to sleep? I have that every time I look in the mirror... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 People are so clueless - applies to both - the guy for not seeing the sleep in her eyes and she for not kicking him out. I would've called the police if anyone violated my sleep. So I guess it would be allright if one night your depressed and turn up at your boyfriends for some comfort and maybe a drink and he throws you out, coz he needs to sleep? I'd stay around for half an hour - not FIVE - if I saw the other person dog-tired. I am not thoughtless. Of course, you don't expect that from others. Can't. It's beyond them. Just completely beyond them. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 I'd stay around for half an hour - not FIVE - if I saw the other person dog-tired. Agreed....but I suspect the guy got drunk and lost track of time (after all he drank two bottles of wine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 (edited) mmmmm.....just got messaged (on mobile) by a friend....and certainly looks like I will be getting drunk tonight For anyone interested I will most likely be here Edited April 17, 2003 by Accelerated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 $50 for 1/2 hour Accel? es poghi kariq@ nagli xextum a? ughaki @ngerakan hishetsum, ap: prostitution is an illegal business. there are other ways to earn money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 (edited) ughaki @ngerakan hishetsum, ap: prostitution is an illegal business. there are other ways to earn money. Yeah I know bro, but I got five kids to feed and an alcohol addiction to boot, need the cash, for you as a friend I will do it for $ 40 btw. congrats, looks like your the first one to get the joke, at least first to mention it anyway Edited April 17, 2003 by Accelerated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady of grace Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 She has two glasses of the wine, he drinks the rest, and he doesn't leave until 3 A.M. Come-on... I don't think you guys are naïve. Stress, wine, privacy, b/f & g/f, great talk….why do you think he left @3:00? I’m sure they had a HAPPY ending with lots of RELIEF…. And if they didn’t, it was her fault… The woman needs to take care of her man in every situation… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 (edited) She has two glasses of the wine, he drinks the rest, and he doesn't leave until 3 A.M. Come-on... I don't think you guys are naïve. Stress, wine, privacy, b/f & g/f, great talk….why do you think he left @3:00? I’m sure they had a HAPPY ending with lots of RELIEF…. And if they didn’t, it was her fault… The woman needs to take care of her man in every situation… I don't think so, since she was complaining about being sleepy and being late in the morning. Talking with someone face-to-face, like me to her, when her whole face (not her eyes) is drooping, doesn't cast a doubt and make me think that they might have been happy, you know. Edited April 17, 2003 by Stormy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Oh man oh man oh man! FINALLY I got through this TV game where I could've won 6000 euros! I've tried maybe twice before in my life and never got through. But I ACTUALLY got through this time after calling only FOUR TIMES and guess what???? Instead of typing my phone number I typed in a WRONG number!!! I have a new phone number and don't know the end by heart yet, so I mixed up the last four numbers (3320 instead of 2230)! So I'm watching TV and the guy goes: "The selected person is not at home. Who calls and then leaves???". I was like , and highly embarrassed at my own stupidity. The worst part is that you can't call back to correct your mistake! That's it, never again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 ...That's it, never again!So never again, what? Never again being stupid? Never again calling and leaving the wrong number? and by the way, don't you know you should never say never? Too Funny!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 So never again, what? Reply to you I've been given a free chance to win a 100,000 euros and a car this time. I always used to throw these things away without opening them because I knew I'd never win (plus I still believe it's all bogus), but I think I want to give a try this time. I'm in desperate need of more money AND I have a license now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 Well. this was an interesting day! one of my professors from last semester walked up to me as i was talking to another professor (both male) and said 'just look at her profile'...and i was like...ohhhhhkkk??!!! he's like 'she looks like that cartoon character..and i was like...'i hope not betty boop!'..and he said 'no, the one that lives with the dwarves'...and i was like 'snow white?'...he said yeah, just look at that profile!! and i kind of felt shy !!!...so i said...'so wHich dwarf do i look like? grumpy?'...oh my god!! that was hillarious!! i don't know what to say at times like that...except for thank you! i mean if it's an annoying guy i know how to ignore/blow him off...heck! this beats a couple of weeks ago when i was told by the other professor that i have nice nails!! (i think nice meant sexy!!!)... ...with younger guys...you either get obnoxious whistling and loud comments or nothing at all!!! (NOTHING IS A L W A Y S BETTER THAN OBNOXIOUS!!!....ALWAYS!!!0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 So never again, what?Reply to you I've been given a free chance to win a 100,000 euros and a car this time. I always used to throw these things away without opening them because I knew I'd never win (plus I still believe it's all bogus), but I think I want to give a try this time. I'm in desperate need of more money AND I have a license now http://zr2.cs.ucla.edu/hf/nairi_drive.jpg Hey Nairi, I think this picture was taken in Amsterdam, strangely enough on the same day you got your license But it's almost scary how these "offers" suddenly start to appear just at the right time ... like you getting these car offers and me getting these "get any degree for the lowest prices" or "breast enlargement" types of offers. The only thing I don't understand is why they are sending me the "male enhancement" ads? Bruin, ever had any professors whistle or scream abnoxious comments? If not, then you probably haven't taken any computer science classes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 Hey Nairi, I think this picture was taken in Amsterdam, strangely enough on the same day you got your license LOL! But it's almost scary how these "offers" suddenly start to appear just at the right time ... like you getting these car offers and me getting these "get any PhD for the lowest prices" or "breast enlargement" types of offers. The only thing I don't understand is why they are sending me the "male enhancement" ads? I keep getting these "orgies with farm animals" offers. Is my desperation really that obvious?? Bruin, my problem is keeping them. Men always run away from me the second I open my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 Men always run away from me the second I open my mouth. you need listerine j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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