have some fun

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Originally posted by Ararat:
More shorter:
Barloos...

(Spasum em dipook pataskhani) ;-)

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Lits. (bajakner@)


Qyavari radion aravoyan.
- Bari luys sireli qyavarciner...
(mi 5 varkyan heto)
- Anush exav!

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Aha te vortegh e erevoom gorcits ban haskacogh@.

 

(correct answer is CH-KHANGARA)

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Kyavarcu haneluk

-Ayn inchn e, ayn inch@...

-Aragh@!

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Kyvarcin in vortun:

-Gya, pushk u truz anenk aragh@ targelu veraberyal;

-hamadzayn em;

-butuli propken vor dzerkis mech a?

-es mek@

-gya, mi shtapa, xor@ shoonch kasha, lav mtaca...

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Erku Vanadzorci antarov etum en mekel tesnum en mi hat dzerq a @ngats:

Vanadzorci 1: Yaa, sa mer Valodi dzerna ha.

Miqich el en gnum mi hat votq a @ngats:

Vanadzorci 1: Yaa, sa mer Valodi votna ha.

Eli en gnum mi hat glukh a @ngats:

Vanadzorci 2: Yaa, sa el mer Valodi glukhna. Chlini mer Valodin mi qyalaq a ptahel?

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It is the third week after the marrige and the newly married wife calls her mother and bursts in to tears:

NW: Mamy, oh mamy, I just don't know what to do. We had a dramatic scene with my husband.

Mother: Calm down my dear. Don't be sad, it happens to all the new couples.

NW: OK, I know, I know, but what I have to do with the body...?

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Hamematabar Tarm Anekdotner

 

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Moraqrojs t@ghan yerb gnum er dashnamuri, yerb asum ein DO ara, DO er anum, vor asum ein RE ara, RE er anum, vor asum ein MI ara, CHER anum.

 

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Arduk@ zangum e tsatskotsin asum e "Parki, galis em"

 

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Abarantsin vonts e kat@ yeratsnum?

-- Kovi kotoshner@ mtsnum e toki mej !!!

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Two brothers, from Leninakan. One is calling on phone to another:

 

Ashot: Armen, barev axpers, Inchxes? Gordzert, kyankt, inchxe?

Armen: shat lev, cavt tanem, du inchxes?

Ashot: poidet eli, kamats-kamats. Armen, guzem kezi miat ban hartsnem.

Armen: sa axpers!

Ashot: Axpers, cavt tanem, miat krnas 10 000 dollar minchev urpat ora, xarts chka kberem %100.

Armen is silent..........

Armen: after 5 seconds of thinking: ... This is the answering machine of Armen, he is not at home right now, so please leave your message after the tone: beeeeeep

 

:))

Typical Armenian life joke.

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an Armenian, georgian and russian are fyling from armenia through Goergia to Russia

 

While they are over Armenia, armenian guy stands up and in the form of dedication and love to Armenian girls says:

"Our girls like gold, and thows, one kg of gold from the plane.

While flying over Georgia: Georgian stands up and says:

"But our girls, love silver, and throws silver"

And last they are ocer Russia, however the russian is sitting and doing nothing.

After couple of hours: Armenian and Georgian ask the Russian: Ivan, whats the matter with you? Why don't you throw anythem in the form of dedication? What do your girls like the most?

Russian: Maaan, i am sitting here and thinking, whom of you to throw first. ))

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That was a sly one abou the two greeks and the greek woman! Ooooooh! but it's hilarious

 

p.s. The one 'bout the greek woman cooking and cleaning no matter what happennes is true as heck!

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Putin comes home dead drunk:

Wife: Were have you been Vladimir?

Putin: Inna...Inna..Inna...

Wife: (with tears) Volodya, I'm not Inna, I'm your wife Natalia. Were have you been?

Putin: Innauuugguration.

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- Can I have the formula for Armenicum ?

- Of course: 75% apricot juice, 25% Jermuk.

 

-Is it true that in Soviet times you could order food by phone ?

- Yes, but delivery was by television.

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Student: Professor, how long the diploma paper must be?

Professor: As long as a woman's skirt.

S: What do you mean?

P: Long enough to cover the subject, and short enough to attract attention.

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Patient: Doctor, there is no hope, I know it. Please tell me the truth.

Doctor: Let's put it this way. If I cure you, I'll become a world famous scientist.

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Private smb., you're not even able to multiply 2 plus 2.

 

Everybody get in trenches, others follow me!

 

If you're not successful during the first jump, than you're not cut out for paratroops.

 

Private smb., dig here until I'll go and find out where you have to dig.

 

Drills are not mathematical analisys. You must use your brains here.

 

Private smb., why did you burst in like a horse, don't you have a tongue to knok the door.

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The difference between Armenians and Jews:

 

A Jew gets off the bus one stop late to get his money's worth, and an Armenian walks up the street and gets on the bus one stop early to get his money's worth.

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hold on / hima kugam gor

 

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Just for fun

http://www.armenians.com/members/ASALA/enver.html

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Originally posted by ASALA:
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Asala, do you have any other links about ASALA with pics of them???

I've seen your page

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DR. KEVORKIAN LEARNS TAP DANCING IN PRISON

 

The doctor whom we all have come to either love or hate, or perhaps like or dislike, or maybe have not much of an opinion of but side towards liking, or have not much of an opinion of but side towards disliking, or possibly have not any opinion of whatsoever, has become quite a tap dancer. Thinking about death has filled his time quite a bit recently, but he has used his time to learn how to tap on his own. "I didn't want anyone assisting me, I learned it on my own in those painful moments of loneliness when I just felt like dying," the doctor said in a short interview I recently had with him. "I didn't want some religious nut telling me that tapping was evil. I did it because I wanted to relieve my suffering." His fellow prisoners apparently are enjoying his constant tapping. "He's great when I try to take my afternoon nap," one prisoner told me. "He just taps me to sleep. He really cares about us, he's really considerate and compassionate. And he especially likes to get up in the middle of the night and tap as loud as he can. We all appreciate the effort he's making." One prisoner said he can do whatever he likes... it's fine with him. "Oh yeah, 'e's a great bloke. If 'e wants to dance, let 'im. Anytime 'e wants is fine.'" Dr. Kevorkian says that many fellow prisoners are suffering needlessly, and he wishes that he could help them. But apparently, although they approve of him, he seems a bit of an outcast among his peers. "They're all a bunch of religious nuts" he said quietly, as he tapped to "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head."

 

 

By Bob Sarkissian

 

 

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4) 20 books filled with morbid existentialist philosophy!

 

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P.S. By Bob Sarkissian

 

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Another one by Bob Sarkissyan

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THE MARXIST FEMINIST OPPRESSED WOMYN'S CLUB QUALIFICATION EXAMINATION

 

 

 

1. Men are _____.

 

a) brown smelly sticky sludge

 

systematic greedmongers who purposely devise schemes to make womyn miserable

 

c) pigs

 

d) brainless scumbags who smell like semen

 

 

 

2. What is the purpose of the current American male-dominated legal system?

 

a) to legalize rape

 

to legalize hate

 

c) to deprive womyn of their reproductive rights

 

d) all of the above

 

 

 

3. Pre-womyn should be taught about ____ in elementary school.

 

a) dolls

 

cooking

 

c) childrearing

 

d) their subjugation by oppressive testosterone-driven males who have traditionally marginalized womyn, minorities, and homosexuals because of their fear that the other guys are tougher, and that pre-womyn have to fight the power their entire lives by first, believing that they are subjugated and inferior, and second, spending their whole lives with a chip on their shoulders trying to equalize the situation.

 

 

 

4. If one of these male demons looks at you, what should you do?

 

a) assume that he is merely taking advantage of the inherent injustice of double standards in the so-called dating game, and gently tell him this which should get rid of him

 

assume that he is purposely set to put a ring on your finger and rape you for the rest of your life

 

c) assume that he is a misguided latent homosexual

 

d) assume that he has found the truth and is trying to tell you that he understands the system is corrupt and wants to help you in your quest for justice, i.e., he's gay

 

 

 

5. Breast cancer is the number one killer among _____.

 

a) womyn of color aged 30-50

 

womyn of non-color aged 30-50

 

c) lesbian womyn

 

d) transsexuals

 

 

 

6. When that male demon from question 4 continues to stare at you after you make it clear that he is either trying to take advantage of you, or rape you, or is a latent homosexual, or is homosexual, you should _____.

 

a) call the Association of Womyn Lawyers Who Don't Bake Cookies and file a sexual harassment claim

 

run away and scream "i'm oppressed, i'm oppressed!!..."

 

c) call him a jerk, buy a gallon of chocolate ice cream, binge, and call your therapist

 

d) kick him in the balls

 

 

 

7. When the male teammates on your coed volleyball team refuse to set you up for a spike, you should immediately _____.

 

a) whine

 

cry

 

c) scream at them and call them oppressive testosterone-driven etc. etceteras.

 

d) kick 'em in the balls

 

 

 

8. If someone at the next Lilith Fair asks you how to channel the life force from the nature goddess, how should you respond?

 

a) "Meet me at Barnes & Noble's next week during their nature goddess ovular" (or seminar, for those who don't get it).

 

"I learned it last year on Earth Day."

 

c) "Wow, doesn't it hurt to get your tongue pierced?"

 

d) "Do you think it's possible to be pro-womyn without being anti-men?"

 

 

 

9. When you forget to wear your AIDS ribbon to the National Museum of Womyn's Art, how can you explain yourself to someone who stares at you funny?

 

a) "my partner forgot to get me one"

 

"i really do care!"

 

c) "i'm not a homophobe!"

 

d) "Most AIDS ribbons are manufactured by companies with male CEOs. I'm not wearing mine to protest the glass ceiling"

 

 

 

10. You have a choice between either seeing Alanis Morisette or Sarah McLachlan. They're both here at the same time on the same day. How to get out of this dilemma?

 

a) Sarah's better, Alanis can wait

 

Alanis is better, Sarah can wait

 

c) They both portray womyn as strong and career-oriented. It doesn't matter

 

d) The Alanis concert will have more lesbians at it. I'll go there

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quote:

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Originally posted by MJ:
DR. KEVORKIAN LEARNS TAP DANCING IN PRISON

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Are we proud or ashamed that Dr.Kevorkian is an Armenian?

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For some political 'toons' visit

http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/analysis/to...10/25/mitchell/

 

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Berj,

 

I think he desrevs a lot of respect. But I am neither ashamed nor proud.