Sip Posted September 8, 2002 Report Share Posted September 8, 2002 http://zr2.cs.ucla.edu/sm/harut.jpg I saw this picture and thought, boy that guy looks so much like our Harut ... what are the odds? [ September 07, 2002, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: Sip ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 8, 2002 Report Share Posted September 8, 2002 HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubo Posted September 8, 2002 Report Share Posted September 8, 2002 This one is from wacky Indian site There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he sawthe Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg." The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubo Posted September 8, 2002 Report Share Posted September 8, 2002 Next time you get asked an annoying Indian question, answer it like this... Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean? A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target.... Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation? [note: This one we were actually asked in August '93 by a real estate agent when house-hunting in Boston.] A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem..... Q. Does India have cars? A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes. Q. Are all Indians vegetarian? A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India. Q. How come you speak English so well? A. You see when the British were ruling India,they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English. A variation to the above is a compliment --- "You speak very good English." Response: Thanks. So do you. Q. Are you a Hindi? A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India. Q. Do you speak Hindu? A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity. Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt? A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school. Q. India is very hot, isn't it? A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India. Q. Are there any business companies in India? A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is a lot of hard work. Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh? A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat. Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly? A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there. Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that? A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk. Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work? A. I prefer it to coming naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted September 8, 2002 Report Share Posted September 8, 2002 is somebody spying on me? because i don't remember being photographied on that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 31, 2002 Report Share Posted October 31, 2002 Sip look what I found while surfing the web http://208.57.78.40/azat/mr_harut.jpg [ January 10, 2003, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Azat ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 31, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2002 This is freaking unbelievable! Do you realize we had almost identical "Harut" sightings in two completely different threads almost at the same time? This is just crazy !!! Must be Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted November 1, 2002 Report Share Posted November 1, 2002 i posed for 3 months until they finished that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2003 ahahahahahahahahha ahahahahah ahahah a!!! Harut, a Raiders fan ahahahahaha Raiders shall KICK BUTT this year!!!! I think on Sunday, they'll show those Jet's who's boss. Go Gannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted January 11, 2003 Report Share Posted January 11, 2003 Sip look what I found. http://home.earthlink.net/~aasla/raider-fan.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted July 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 http://zr2.cs.ucla.edu/hf/har_dali.jpg At first I didn't think much of it .... but then, I noticed something VERY odd in this picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 indeed very odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 If that one was odd, what to say about this new picture that show more details about the said face on Mars? http://turkeydenial.250free.com/cydonia.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 http://home.earthlink.net/~aasla/HarutPlane.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Azat, seriously LMAO at ALL of them (including my newly discovered ones!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 8 Medals - 6 gold and 2 Bronze 79 inch wing span Size 14 feet(no wonder all teh women love you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 And it is not just us who think highly of our Harut, check out the latest Google Logo. I copied it here because I know they change them all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vava Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Wow! Azat you just keep 'em coming bud! ROTFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 I was wondering about all those medals .... now it ALL makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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