Shirag Posted September 5, 2001 Report Share Posted September 5, 2001 Only in Armenia… Only in Armenia do you spend 2 hours chatting with your friend over the phone complaining about the lack of time to see each other. Only in Armenia do you invite few of your closest friends to your birthday party and 300 people show up. Only in Armenia do people stand in the doorway saying goodbye for 30 minutes and then get back into the house for a cup of coffee. Only in Armenia are you not supposed to say "NO" at a meal. Only in Armenia do you agree to meet your friend at 6.00 sharp and you both show up at 8.00. (And only in Armenia will you do this 5 times in a raw) Only in Armenia do people leave their country straightforwardly, then miss it desperately, but never come back. Only in Armenia do you spend 2 hours on Abovian street explaining to a complete stranger why you don't want to sit in a cafe and have a cup of coffee with him. Only in Armenia do you look out of your window at Mt. Ararat located in Turkey and say, "what a beautiful mountain do we have!" Only in Armenia do you meet someone for the first time in your life and can be sure you will find at least 5 people both of you know. Only in Armenia will you find people who say "you can travel to Paris, Rome or London but you will never find a building as beautiful as our Hamalir!" Only in Armenia will you see people tinkering with their car engines in their best clothes in full view of their "hayat". Only in Armenia do people go weak at the knees with exhilaration when discussing apricots. (Yuuuuummmmmm... ) Only in Armenia can you tell the story of your life to someone you meet for the first time, and then wonder why and how gossips spread so fast in Yerevan. Only in Armenia do you start making wedding plans after meeting your "future spouse" for the second time in your life. Only in Armenia should you refuse 3 times before having a meal when visiting someone. Only in Armenia are there more American dollars circulating than in the whole country of the US Only in Armenia would they have a banknote (10 drams) equal to about 2 cents. Only in Armenia can you fit 30 people in a mini-bus that seats 12. Only in Armenia does the Constitution require all citizens to wear at least one piece of black clothing at all times. Only in Armenia do they believe than an Armenian invented the Georgian alphabet (the Georgians certainly don't believe it!!) Only in Armenia is there absolutely no junk mail - in fact, there is no mail at all. Only in Armenia you think that Armenians invented everything. Only in Armenia you can pronounce "gh" and "kh" and are proud of it. Only in Armenia do you believe that the most important people in history MUST have Armenian blood in them. Only in Armenia do you make up rhyming words that start with the letter "m" like "oosh- moosh", "sirun - mirun". Only in Armenia do you talk with your hands when you are on the phone. ...Only in Armenian...Du tjjum es miain TATA-i tak. Mek mek el lsum es Aram Asatrian. Du hagnum es Adidas kam Nike sportivka. Du AHAVOR rasist es. Poghocum nayum es axchikneri hetevic minchev da anhnara darnum. Unes amenaqich@ 5-7 barekam USA um. Unes Ararati nkar@ EVEN qo garajum. Armenian Internet Journal Azdarar [ September 05, 2001: Message edited by: Shirag ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Azat jan do you have anything new to add to this ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=VAHE=- Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 (edited) I say we make a Only in Los Angeles list here . Edited July 7, 2004 by Vahe G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Azat jan do you have anything new to add to this ???? yeah Azat, we havnt heard any stories from your trip. - tell us something about Grzo's doings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Only in Armenia… Only in Armenia do you spend 2 hours chatting with your friend over the phone complaining about the lack of time to see each other. Only in Armenia do you invite few of your closest friends to your birthday party and 300 people show up. Only in Armenia do people stand in the doorway saying goodbye for 30 minutes and then get back into the house for a cup of coffee. Only in Armenia are you not supposed to say "NO" at a meal. Only in Armenia do you agree to meet your friend at 6.00 sharp and you both show up at 8.00. (And only in Armenia will you do this 5 times in a raw) Only in Armenia do people leave their country straightforwardly, then miss it desperately, but never come back. Only in Armenia do you meet someone for the first time in your life and can be sure you will find at least 5 people both of you know. ***************************************************Only in Armenia do people go weak at the knees with exhilaration when discussing apricots. (Yuuuuummmmmm... *************************************************** Only in Armenia should you refuse 3 times before having a meal when visiting someone. Only in Armenia do they believe than an Armenian invented the Georgian alphabet (the Georgians certainly don't believe it!!) Only in Armenia you think that Armenians invented everything. Only in Armenia do you believe that the most important people in history MUST have Armenian blood in them. Only in Armenia do you make up rhyming words that start with the letter "m" like "oosh- moosh", "sirun - mirun". Only in Armenia do you talk with your hands when you are on the phone. i think that applies for here in the US too.... most of them hehe especially the one about apricots- mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Only in Armenia do you look out of your window at Mt. Ararat located in Turkey and say, "what a beautiful mountain do we have!" that one broke my heart in two...i wish i was there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 yeah Azat, we havnt heard any stories from your trip. - tell us something about Grzo's doings.... Ya like I am crazy enough to talk about Grzo. I love my legs and don't want to see them chopped off. BTW: One of the cars that he owns is a MB Maybach, and I did see him drive it. Crap the only time I have seen a Maybach in my life was in Yerevan. Go figure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 (edited) Ya like I am crazy enough to talk about Grzo. I love my legs and don't want to see them chopped off. yeah.......Grzo's pretty cool - he is man enough to drive around without a busload of bodyguards following Edited July 8, 2004 by Accelerated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 who is this grizzly person you guys are talkin about? some sort of bruin or bear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 trust me angel, you dont want to know - Its depressing. <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 che che che asa please!!...!! lav you can Pm me about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 only in Armenia you will find a place to adjust your car horne i guess before you learn to drive or before you fix anything on your car, you need to make sure your car Horne is in tip top shape. louder the better Yerevan has become one of the nosiest city's, instead of turning or your turn signal you hunk your horn , car Horne is playing a Major role in car driving and traffic maneuvering in Yerevan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 He's not doing so well in New York, but he's got his own store in Yerevan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 He's not doing so well in New York, but he's got his own store in Yerevan. style_images/master/snapback.png he's dead in NY actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 He's not doing so well in New York, but he's got his own store in Yerevan. style_images/master/snapback.png hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghos Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 He's not doing so well in New York, but he's got his own store in Yerevan. style_images/master/snapback.png Very good one. Just back from a week vacation in Rio. Before leaing a fried of mine mentioned a new bar there called Esch Bar...I should have gone if just to get a matchbook... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 ok i need some more Only-In ARmenia Jokes & Pic's ) The Good Staff if you have time join http://www.hyejokes.com and you can post the fun Pics and Jokes Thank you MOvses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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