elovna Posted August 27, 2001 Report Share Posted August 27, 2001 An Armenian and a Dutchman are making a bicycle tour. At a certain point the Dutchman says he needs a stop. So they stop, the Dutchman get's off his bike, kneels down and let's some air escape from both tires. The Armenian asks: "What are you doing that for?" The Dutchman replies: "Well, my saddle was a bit to high for me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elovna Posted August 27, 2001 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2001 Two Dutch friends for the first time walk into a new bar. One of them takes a good look around and orders 19 beers. "Isn't that a bit too much?" the other one asks. "That's the way they do it here", his friends replies, "didn't you see the sign up there? They don't serve beer under 18 here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elovna Posted August 27, 2001 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2001 Two Dutch friends are locked up behind a wall."I know how to escape from here!" says one and he starts waving with his flashlight. "If you climb up along this lightbeam here, you will be over the wall in no time!" "Are you kidding?!" the other one says "When I'll be half way up there you will turn out the light!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elovna Posted August 27, 2001 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2001 Camels One day baby camel asks mummy camel: "Why do we camels have such big feet?" Mom says:"Because then we can walk through the desert sand more easily." Then baby camel asks:"Why do we camels have two such large humps on our backs?" Mummy camel:"So we can take a lot of water with us, because in the desert there is none." Baby camel asks:"But why are we in Artis then?" (Artis=Amsterdam zoo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elovna Posted August 27, 2001 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2001 In de supermarket A blonde and her boyfriend are shopping in the supermarket. After the boyfriend notices he lost his girlfriend he goes looking for her and finds her staring at the shelves that contain the packages with orange juice. He calls her by her name but she doesn't respond. So he gets a little mad, walks over to her and asks:"What are you standing here for like that?" The blonde shows him the package: "Look, it says 'concentrate'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elovna Posted August 29, 2001 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2001 Why do surgeons wear facemasks? So if they make a mistake, no one will know who did it! [ August 29, 2001: Message edited by: Aghtchik ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornyRose Posted August 29, 2001 Report Share Posted August 29, 2001 Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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