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Why a gun is better than a woman.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when

you're on the road.

 

# 8.. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably

let you try it out a few times.

 

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

 

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

 

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

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Why a gun is better than a woman.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when

you're on the road.

 

# 8.. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably

let you try it out a few times.

 

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

 

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

 

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

http://www.getbentsportfishing.com/forum/images/smilies/nana.gif

 

baaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha :D

 

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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

 

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

 

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

 

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

 

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

 

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

 

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

 

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

 

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

 

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

 

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

 

You can train a dog.

 

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

 

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

 

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

 

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

 

Dogs understand what "no" means.

 

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

 

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

 

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

 

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

 

You can house train a dog.

 

You can force a dog to take a bath.

 

Dogs don't correct your stories.

 

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

 

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

 

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

 

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

 

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

 

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

 

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

 

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

 

Dogs take care of their own needs.

 

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

 

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

 

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

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Dogs don't care how many times a day you speak with your mother, sister or best friend. :P

 

 

My dog does not mind but she doesnt want to :) (her mother, aka Zonkach)

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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

 

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. - women can make the first move too

 

Dogs miss you when you're gone. - so do men

 

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. not until it runs away

 

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. men don't poop in the living room

 

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with. men don't do it in public - such a wrong comparison

 

Dogs don't criticize your friends. better criticizing then digging a hole

 

Dogs admit when they're jealous. like we don't...

 

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw). is that what women want, a game of fetch - dumb me never could figure it out

 

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. people still rent movies?

 

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. this is where you are wrong - if a dog disobeys a woman a hell will be loose on it, poor puppy

 

You can train a dog. so now you want to train those who will play fetch with you

 

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies. inner puppies? just how many of them are there?

 

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. look up at the jealousy thing you wrote

 

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous. just like any woman

 

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.) - too bad we can't kill women right!

 

Dogs understand what "no" means. yes this goes in the training session - wanna play fetch?

 

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization. is this the "it just doesn't click" way of saying you aint good enough for me?

 

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

 

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside. yes only those that are under a leash

 

Dogs think you are a culinary genius. how would you know what a dog thinks?

 

You can house train a dog. ah the training session again - more fetch?

 

You can force a dog to take a bath. but you can't force a woman to bathe the children

 

Dogs don't correct your stories. train them

 

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner. the times really changed, women are owners of men, and men abandon them for a younger owner

 

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair. more training?

 

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair. excessive training?

 

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving. only if they could drive

 

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake. yes they jump either on you or out the window

 

Dogs admit it when they're lost. however they don't mind at all - it's part of the training, they adjust to new "owners" very fast

 

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff. you adore them so much you do it yourself

 

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs. do you?

 

Dogs take care of their own needs. eat, pee, poop, sleep? try asking them to feed themselves with the food they buy by making the money from work!

 

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. I'll marry anyone that makes more money then I do, I'd be the happiest man alive, honey buy me that suit I always wanted!

 

Dogs mean it when they kiss you. I am sure men mean it when they lick you too

 

Dogs are nice to your relatives. their on the leash and it's part of that training you mentioned earlier!

 

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Hi, Ashot. First of all, you forgot to comment on one of them- the one I made up myself. ^^^

 

And I must say that you had me laughing at the first few, but then I had to scroll up and recheck that it was your post. It's funny, but the comments remind me of someone else's handwriting.

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Ashot, last time i saw this "witty joke" here it was properly posted in "Humor" section…http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=18335

 

even though it worked its way to "Gender Issues" section, i don’t think we should analyze these kind of jokes, and make it a "Gender Issue"… ;)

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Hi, Ashot. First of all, you forgot to comment on one of them- the one I made up myself. ^^^

 

And I must say that you had me laughing at the first few, but then I had to scroll up and recheck that it was your post. It's funny, but the comments remind me of someone else's handwriting.

Just exactly whose handwriting are we talking about? che Em jan, im dzeragirna 100% ani, yesel mek mek karoghem katakaser darnal!

 

 

 

Ashot, last time i saw this "witty joke" here it was properly posted in "Humor" section…http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=18335

 

even though it worked its way to "Gender Issues" section, i don’t think we should analyze these kind of jokes, and make it a "Gender Issue"… ;)

 

Ani jan, Moson sksec, Em sharunakec, yesel patasxaneci! axr I dont doing the gender issuing eh, what kind of mexq do I have in here

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