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C’mon Harut, Azat, Gamavor… and Sip...fess up!

:jerry: :jerry:

After all zillions of $$$$$ are at stake.

Can we get a couple of those $$$$$s?

:P :D

Does that explain your extended silence/absence between the dates of such and such?

:P ;)

:oops:

Not to forget our house stud-Hagarag.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2865223&page=1

"Feb. 10, 2007 — After former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith died on Thursday, people are asking what will happen to her baby daughter Dannielynn.

Smith's mother flew to the Bahamas on Saturday to check on the child, but the big question — the identity of the baby's father — will be decided in a courtroom.

Is the father Howard K. Stern, Smith's lawyer who she claimed to have married in recent months? Is it Larry Birkhead, Smith's former boyfriend? Or is it somebody else — maybe Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who claims he had an affair with Smith, or even J. Howard Marshall, the multi-millionaire Smith married years ago and who died at age 90?"

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oh now it's making sense!

I was wondering why Yervant hasn't been around!He's giving some DNA so he can lay claim to the baby and the inheritance!

cool...I always knew I like Yervant better then the rest of you.He's the best man around here,that's for sure,and handsome beyond words..no wait....he's an Adonis!Yes that's what he is...

(maybe I can be the babys step-mom?)

:lol2:

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oh now it's making sense!

I was wondering why Yervant hasn't been around!He's giving some DNA so he can lay claim to the baby and the inheritance!

cool...I always knew I like Yervant better then the rest of you.He's the best man around here,that's for sure,and handsome beyond words..no wait....he's an Adonis!Yes that's what he is...

(maybe I can be the babys step-mom?)

:lol2:

Sorry I gave DNA so that I'm not the father of the baby, Just to clear the air.

I like you too Maral :)

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the odds are better that the lottery that I'm the father and the jackpot is bigger. i dont play the lottery but am wondering where do i go to give the dna?

Oh, c'mon Azat. Stop hiding.

Never mind that DNA-MNA stuff.

:P ;)

Let's wait a few years and see how big her nose will be and how hairy her chest.

:) :o :schnauz:

Only then we will know for sure.

:silly:

 

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Sorry Sip, she was not my type. I go for the Audrey Hepburn type.

 

Yet, I am sure we had mutual acquaintances!

 

You see, one of the great loves of my life was a very hot female executive for Larry Flynt's magazine Hustler. You could not imagine the heat of that relationship!

 

I really wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be Hagarag's (or somehow related to him). :smoke:

 

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I really wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be Hagarag's (or somehow related to him). :smoke:

 

 

Sip: we will Never Hear The End Of This Subject

 

by Monday morning we will earn that his sperm was stolen by Anna from HAgaluVugalu Sperm Deposit bank in Chumash Indian Reserve

 

 

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cool...I always knew I like Yervant better then the rest of you.He's the best man around here,that's for sure,and handsome beyond words..no wait....he's an Adonis!Yes that's what he is...

 

If I had that much rough hair on my Ass(ets) I would claim her as my Mama bear too!

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