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Hey Arpa do you remember those Mad magazines where they used to advertise X-ray glasses, as teenagers we loved to get a hold of one and let our imaginations run wild.:)

Oh yeah!

That great 20th century philosopher, the "Who? Me worry?" kid, Alfred E. Newman!

http://www.milestoneevents.org/images/mad_...newman_logo.gif

I wish he were the president.

I don't know why he gave up his campaign of the 70's and 80's!! : :)

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Doesn't he look like David Letterman of Late night Show?

No!

I think he looks more like GWB with the cauliflower ears, except that Alfred E knows how to pronounce “nuclear”, not NKLR, and he knows it is Iraq, not I-Rack, Iran, not I-Ran, and they are countries in the Middle East not towns in I-Daho,In-Diana or I-Linoy. Of course, we know that the only coutry he knows and cares is I-Srael. Why shoiuld we expect more? After all, he received his ejucamanacanayshen of history and geography in Sunday School, and he still receives instructions from those Sabath School instructors, the three stooges, Larry, Moe and Curly. :oops: I mean, the likes of Wolfowits, Feith and Perle. Why must it always be an evil "trinity"? Where the hell are those MF "Chosen People", since they got us in this quagmire in the deserts of Iraq? Don't tell me!! Is it "Mission Accomplished" or shall we wait for the sequel of I-Ran revisited?What if their names were Ibn-Wolf, Faith and Perle-ian??

Does the average American know where I-Rack is? Not according to the latest polls.

No.

It is not next door to I-ndiana, and they don't wear trouseres and mini-skirts there..

If we must have idiots as president, I will always vote for Alfred E.

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/enterprise/images/alfred.jpg

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