aSoldier Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 haha http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/bananaproof.html hope this doesn't offend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 What would monkeys say about this? All along they thaught it was created for them. Cheated maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 God's greatest invention: POTATO Man's greatest invention: Ketchup Man + God = Perfection Have you EVER had a bad potato? I don't care how you prepare a potato, it is always good (bake, fry, mash, grill, soup, dried into chips, etc). Except maybe in raw form. The only other thing I can think of that comes remotely close is the mushroom. I don't think I have ever had a bad mushroom dish (assuming the mushroom is edible to begin with). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Except maybe in raw form. Hey Sip try this recipe with raw potato. Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian. Try it you will like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Hmmmmmm .... sounds interesting ... what is a "little while"? Like few minutes or few hours? Are the potatos still crunchy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Hmmmmmm .... sounds interesting ... what is a "little while"? Like few minutes or few hours? Are the potatos still crunchy? Just enough time for the salt and oil to be absorbed by potato. Like fifteen minutes or so but not too long so that you don't loose the crunch thats the baeuty. Let me know when you try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Hey Sip try this recipe with raw potato. Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian. Try it you will like it. a raw potato?????????? really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 a raw potato?????????? really? You don't know what you are missing. Give it a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) Hey Sip try this recipe with raw potato. Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian. Try it you will like it. eat it with PITA BREAD or ITALIAN? and Italian what? ok that was silly...too much coffee today... on another site I was reading that God Greatest Invention were plastic see-through straps for womans bras to use in the Summer... Edited May 2, 2006 by Maral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 eat it with PITA BREAD or ITALIAN? and Italian what? ok that was silly...too much coffee today... on another site I was reading that God Greatest Invention were plastic see-through straps for womans bras to use in the Summer... why is that so great. We all still see them and pretend to no see them however we do start to wonder what the bottom part of that bra looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 This proves God is a woman. If God was a man, he would make the whole bra out of that see-through material! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 what the bottom part of that bra looks like. Nothing like the strap part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 This proves God is a woman. If God was a man, he would make the whole bra out of that see-through material! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) This proves God is a woman. If God was a man, he would make the whole bra out of that see-through material! No Sip if it's up to women they would make it see-through in order to tease us. Men like to leave somethings to the imagination. Edited May 2, 2006 by Yervant1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 tsk tsk tsk... now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 tsk tsk tsk... now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras Well as they say "All roads lead to bras" no wait it was Rome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 tsk tsk tsk... now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras Women Women Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The root of all evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Women Women Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The root of all evil. it's not that women are evil...it's that men are weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 it's not that women are evil...it's that men are weak Yes I agree men only thinks one thing and it's not the babana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 HAHHAHAHA LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 HAHHAHAHA LOL stop laughing and get back to drinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Medicinal Uses of Bananas Anaemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia. Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect food for helping to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit?s ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke. Brain Power: 200 students at an English school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert. Constipation: High in fibre, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin ? known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system. Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so if you suffer from heart-burn, try eating a banana for soothing relief. Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation. Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods ? such as bananas ? every two hours to keep levels steady. PMS: Forget the pills ? eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, trypotophan. Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking, as the high levels of Vitamin C, A1, B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal. Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalise the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body?s water-balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be re-balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack. Strokes: According to research in ?The New England Journal of Medicine? eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%! Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a ?cooling? fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature. Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronic ulcer cases. It also neutralises over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach. Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I am beginning to like this thread. Keep it up guys. You gals too. Even if takes the support of a bra. god’s greatest un- invention was when he did not bestow the boys with X-ray vision but endowed them with (sweet)imagination. Keep them puns and funs coming. It beats bra-gging and tatting every tit!. , I mean titting every tat. :) No matter tit ot tat, we love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hey Arpa do you remember those Mad magazines where they used to advertise X-ray glasses, as teenagers we loved to get a hold of one and let our imaginations run wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aSoldier Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Women Women Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The root of all evil. Here's the formula: women = time x money time is money = money x money = money² and since money is the root of all evil.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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