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I think you need to be more detail in what you shave and how and all that.  Right Armen?

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That's what I was trying to convey but she shoot me down like she's some kind of Patriot anti-missile system and I am an Iraqi SCUD. :)

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That's what I was trying to convey but she shoot me down like she's some kind of Patriot anti-missile system and I am an Iraqi SCUD.  :)

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HAHAHA! I have no intention of diverting this subject to female shaving practices, but I do have to mention one thing. I recently finished reading "Skinny Dip" by Carl Hiaasen; a funny read, mainly a comedic murder-mystery (although a murder never occurs). Basically about an narcissistic halfwit who threw his wife overboard in hopes to murder her and how she stayed alive with a mission to torment him. Really funny stuff and the writing is very impressive. So anyway, the parasite had a mistress who showed up one day with a shaved shamrock died green. I am not going to disclose the location of the "artifact," but I can tell you that I thought it was a very wild idea.

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You mean to say that I haven't the slightest chance with my hedgehog 6-pack abs?  :msn-cry:

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I never said anything about abs...that's a whole other story marked with a definite approval of the hedgehog condition in that particular disposition. :D

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well well well - and here I though this thread was about sapervel vs. trashvel :D

 

I used to use a straight raazor like Armen's - i had trouble keeping it sharp however (and those leather honing belts weren't so easy to find. I've tried electrics, but they burn my face - I need a wet shave, especially as my Armenian ancestry has left me with a legacy of copious amounts of facial hair growth. :( So razor it is for me - but sometimes sculpting around my sideburns and various croppings of beards/goatees can take some extra time. But I only shave every other day - otherwise I get bumps.

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HAHAHA! I have no intention of diverting this subject to female shaving practices, but I do have to mention one thing. I recently finished reading "Skinny Dip" by Carl Hiaasen; a funny read, mainly a comedic murder-mystery (although a murder never occurs). Basically about an narcissistic halfwit who threw his wife overboard in hopes to murder her and how she stayed alive with a mission to torment him. Really funny stuff and the writing is very impressive. So anyway, the parasite had a mistress who showed up one day with a shaved shamrock died green. I am not going to disclose the location of the "artifact," but I can tell you that I thought it was a very wild idea.

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Well, hmmm ... that was ... interesting ... piece of ... information. I am trying to make some conclusion and squeese some lesson out of it or something... Who would you wanna be the mistress or the wife?

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