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Harut jan, let me explain you the trick of how you are supposed to "please" these girls. First, you have to wait 2 days and not shave. Then, you go out and lay out your charm to the max and win them over ... and just as you're about to kiss, you say, "time-out" ... bust out the cream and the razor, shave completely, put on some mild aftershave, and then go back to the kissing. That's what they like the most.

I heard this a while back and thought it was fascinating ... it turns out that there is a small fact about the Titanic that not too many know about. When it left England, it was actually carrying the first supply of the British Hellman's Mayonnaise (click for their website for more info), bound for Mexico. But unfortunately, when the Titanic sank, all that was lost, causing great sorrow for the Mexican people. Even to this day they remember that tragic event every year, with what is now the day of Sinko De Mayo (tomorrow)

Ok, are you going to tell me that didn't have some strange deep hidden (or maybe not so hidden) sexual connotation to it?! Man, this thread is going downhill FAST!!!

Where have I heard those exact words before ... where oh where oh where ... hmmmmm can't be sure. By the way, anyone seen Hagarag around lately?

Hey Azat, you probably want to stay away from open flames for a while then. I'd also recommend to DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, try to put any fires out by urination for the next few hours (hey, you never know the need may arise) as the outcome could be quite disasterous Ahahahahaha ... ok, sorry for that but it's 1 AM on a Sun for heaven's sake. Gotta get those types of jokes out of your system at some point, right?

Best Blond Joke Ever

Yah, I guess I can see how they are boring ... I mean who wants to see perfect, deadly accurate passing, unsurpassed individual player abilities, ultra creative plays that just seem to flow so naturally, and of course some of the world's most spectacular finishers (ahem Ronaldo, ahem ahem Rivaldo, etc) ... yah, so Boooooooooooooooring.

Actually, I know you will think I am kidding but I thought the US team was much better than most those teams you listed in your list!

-Croatia -Italy -Germany -England -Denmark -Holland -Norway -Argentina -Mexico -Chile -France -Spain -Portugal -Sweden -Slovenia -Romania -Columbia You're probably gonna argue with me, but I enjoy the above teams' games, (on different levels). Vow vow vow ... hold a sec... I understand you "enjoy" these teams. But are you REALLY trying to tell me you think they are better than brazil? At least as far as the last World Cup was concerned? I haven't really kept up with any of those teams since the world cup so maybe they are better now. But even back then? Really? Even Mexico? Holland? Wait, did Holland even make the world cup? <_<

Funny stuff ... So is it just me or does this whole SARS thing and the World Health Organization just have a complete "Abbott & Costello" sketch written all over it? WHO ordered the warning? Yes. WHO? WHO. That's what I'm asking. What? WHO. WHO? Yes. Why are you asking me for? That's what I said. By the way, don't know how many caught the latest south park episode but the part that Stan's dad got SARS and was telling his son that he only has a 98% survival chance, put me TOTALLY on the floor!!!!! ROFLMAO.

No I really did mean death sentence. In California, if you are on death row, you are put in completely different type of prison setting than for life sentence (general population). It's very unlikely that you will experience daily rapings and become someone's bitch. Plus, the way it is in California, they have more than 500 people on death row (I've heard) and at the rate they actually carry out executions, it would be several hundred years until your turn would come! So, combine that with the fact that you are less likely to be killed in prison, no rapings, having your own private cel, I think it's fairly clear which one is the better alternative... well, at least for me anyway.

Why on earth would anyone want to emulate a MAC? you will be left with the limitations and restrictions of MAC's "user friendly" interfaces with the instability and design flaws of a windows-based PC! Worst of both worlds

If I had to chose between life sentence and death sentence, I would pick the death sentence ... why? Since you are treated better and get to live longer, especially in Cali. We definitely need a more efficient capital punishment system.

Emmmmmm ... ok. Let's just agree to disagree on this one ok? You won't be able to change my mind and I won't be able to change your mind and this is just debate and free speech ... ah just kidding just kidding. Come on ... you HAVE to admit at least Batistuta is the biggest sissy in the world. The rest are just a little bit sissy ... not too much But just to be fair, I have to say Italy's national team does in fact have a lot more sissys than Argentina. The only reason I'm not busting their chops is that they got some REALLY horrible calls this time and I think they have the right to cry. What happened to them at the World Cup was pathetic ... even though they had some very sorry-ass sissies on their team. Ok, name 17. Brazil was in fact the most capable, most talented, most fun to watch, and most powerful team at the last world cup. And they proved it without a shadow of a doubt.

And let me throw this question ... In standard 5-card poker with a normal deck, which is more likely: a "5-of-a-kind" or a "wild royal flush" (note that I think this is a trick question).

That's ok! Get to know her after Ok so let's see. I have often wondered about this. I know about the rules and statistics of poker and all the chances etc. But what is the main thrill of the game? Is it that you have to keep track of the cards in your head? Is it the bluffing part? What? I have played just basic poker and have also dumped a lot of quarters in Vegas on that stupid video poker (that was before I learned craps) ... so what's the deal? By the way, I totally agree with Jug ... Rounders is an awesome movie!

Hmmmmm I wonder why that is ... oh, Ok, I KNOW: http://zr2.cs.ucla.edu/sm/argentina.jpg Actually, you and Nairi can both have Argentina to yourselves. The world will be a better place without them playing socccccccaaaa!!!!

Link to story WOW! I didn't even think that was possible! How the heck did he cut through the whole arm with a pocket knife?

Poke-her? Sounds fun!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... they were looking GOOOD tonight. I feel sorry for Tim Duncan!!! Nice to see Kobe back in his old from in the 4th Q.

This turned out to be not the story-line I was expecting: Record crowd makes Omaha pilgrimage for Buffett ... and I clicked with such enthusiasm too

Arpa, you just cannot argue with mathematics So give me EVIL anytime!!!!

Beckham is still at Man U but I think there are talks of him making the move to R. Madrid. So he certainly made the statement during that game that Madrid should take him serious!!!! The Milan showdown should be fun (Inter vs AC) but I am looking forward to the Real Madrid vs Juventus game ... I think the first one is on May 6th.

I highly recommend you use KazaaLite instead of Kazaa. It's the same as Kazaa minus the annoying popups and the stupid spyware. --- Edit: 3/26/2006 ... this post is waaaay too old ... don't use Kazaa.

Ok I had to see what this was so I signed up for the free account ... here's the free part of the article about Domino: ahahahahahhahahaha hahahaha hahahah