Harut

hahaha...

not really dumb, but more like stupid quote came from a presidential candidate Aram Karapetyan during the last presidential elections, when during one of the rallies he said something along the lines of "aysol nrants vra mats em tap talis... vagh@ urish ban em tap talu nrants vra..." altough later, the supporters of Karapetyan were trying to explain that the quote was taken out of the context because Karapetyan had actually said "aysol nrants vra mats em tap talis... vagh@ urish ban em tap talu nrants vra... orenq em tap talu..." either way, pretty funny...

Dear IT Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0 , NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Housewife Reply: Dear Desperate Housewife, First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, IT Support

Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User.. (KEEP READING) _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend \line 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. \line Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt \line 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

this intersection is one of the worst in the city... something must have been done...

ha hayer@ hayer@...

volvo...

ayd herravor@ qo yerazanqn e vor hyur e galis miayn gisherov isk yerazel@, anshusht vnas che yete @ndunes ir jisht dozayov...

sherman oaks el ches tani?

sirum em ginu anush@, portaparuhu hamest@, aftomati orinakelin... enents vor, mos jan, arrzheqner@ chen poxvel... poxvel en miayn mijotsner@...

ov chi uzum ktrich davon, ktrich davon lav lini... supren prrats taq xorovats, karmir ginin shat lini...

indz ktanes garrni, geghard, sevan man talu...

while you are correct that every armenian has different vocablurary for these parts, i think you are trying to re-invent the "wheel" ( ) all you have to do is pick up a book (driving school book, car manual (YERAZ), any literature for PAT (PetAvtoTeschutyun), textbooks written for vocational schools for auto mechanics, etc) published in armenia and you will find most all of the words that identify these parts... note how i said "identify" and not "translate"... now, not all of those words will be what you think are the "correct" words, and that will be mostly influanced by your knowledge of other languages, but then again who is to decide... why should it be "kaytsi xtsan" (spark plug, directly translated from english) and not "momik" (the office term in armenian)... maybe it's the americans who didn't get it right... p.s., just to give a little "secret", "momik" is the direct translation from the russian term for it ("svecha")... but i think you get my point...

"porrtsarru aghves@ yerku votqov a takard@ @nknum..."

"yev tagavor@ hramayets, vor aysuhetev bolor@ petq e gini xmen... bayts petq e aynpes xmen, vor karoghanan arryuts xeghten, ayl voch te aghpanotsum hamanan..."

herravor yerkri hamalsaranum qez hastat doctor professori astijan ktan...

achqis shat uraxatsanq... 17 October 2007 Belgium 3 - 0 Armenia 17 November 2007 Portugal 1 - 0 Armenia 21 November 2007 Armenia 0 - 1 Kazakhstan

herravor yerkri hamalsarani gitashxatoghner@ apatsutsel en, vor tan@ internetayin kap unenal@ batsasakan azdetsutyun e unenum mardu arroghjutyan vra... aveli konkret, mardik sksum en tarrapel anqnutyamb, vor@ soskali hetevanqner e toghnum nrants andznakan, krtakan, yev gortsnakan kyankum... nranq tarvum en anbax-zambax nyuteri @ntertsanutyamb, porrnografiayov, xaghamolutyamb... sksum en masnakits linel bazum xosaktsutyunneri, voronq avelord bambasanqneri arriten talis... ays nor hivandutyun@ gitashxatoghner@ anvanetsin "tsantsaxt"... yerkaratev voronumnerits heto, gitashxatoghner@ verjapes gtan xndri lutsum@... ayn aylvochinch er, qan hasarak, kentsaghayin mkrrat@... ayo ayo mkrrat@... ayspes, xorhurd er trvum kompyutori koghqits kaxel mkrrat, vorpeszi tsantsaxti arrajin isk vayrkyannerin, vertsnein mkrrat@ yev ktrein kompyutorits durs yekogh modemi lar@... skzbnakan zhamanaknerum amen inch gnum er hajogh... hivandneri tiv@ krjatvum er... sakayn voch shat zhamanak ants, hivandutyun@ yentarkvets mutatsiayi yev veratsvets antel aliqneri, kam parzapes wireless... herravor yerkri hamalsarani gitashxatoghner@ mtatsum en...

wow... alcohol does wonders... you can get so much out of people by giving them a little alcohol that you would never get out by interogation or paying them millions... no, i'm not talking about chewed carrots or pickles here... i'm talking about behavior, personality, character, INFORMATION...

ok... how so? why not for others and grzo only?

_femme333_, more important is who you become and where you go, NOT who you were in the past... i commend those poors and begars who become successful businessmen, leaders, hold high positions, and become important individuals...

true... and? when one breaks the law, it does not nulify the law... it makes the person criminal...

harvats depi darpas@...... krrtseq zatikiani kalbas@...

thanks for the video... i had never seen so much footage of the actual game... i almost cry everytime i seen the short footage, where the armenian man pours a handful of soil from armenia under Tigran Petrosian's feet while walking to a match in moscow...

when it comes to dances, i'm more of a zurrna-dhol person...