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Seems all Bush could say to Kerry's plans was: 'My people took a look at that plan and it won't work.' Genius.

Don't forget a lot of Armenians are still living in the stone age. It's going to take a lot of time to get all the prejudice out of their system.

Senior Factors Coordinator What on God's green earth is that?

This is the grand finale of Azat's repertoire, I am absolutely convinced it will work

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation.

And ours rofl

Oh..my..God is she on heroin or something?

I might even buy it if it's not overpriced like all the other music.

Pure bollocks afaik. There is no difference in recordables and CD's you buy in the store, unless your recodables are very old, which I doubt they are. In fact, most of the CD's with music in stores are your average 700mb 80min CD's with a flashy label on them

I don't really remember. I was about 12 at the time so the beer thing was off- limits anyway

Oh, you're one of those

I got two bags of chips for my birthday a few years ago. What can you say about Dutch people eh

Eh? Come again?

Damn it, I'm rusty

The top two are Armenians

You have a very good point there. Since he will definitely have the last word, vika won't be able to answer any of his lies, and (non-Armenian) people will actually believe what he is saying. Better not to raise the topic at all.

On several occasions But it can't be stressed too often.

Tvoi machina v sosednem dvore

Yep, Mr. Bean is the world champion

If they're going to release it on DVD be sure to let me know.

How about Frunzik entering the hotel room and automatically yelling: 'Hye es?' His crappy Russian is also hilarious

Isn't the movie 'Pepo' situated in Tbilisi?

I guess some people can't be bothered

It is healthier, if you want to know the truth.

You sound like a hippie describing yourself like that