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Click on the voting machine video http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2646755

Along with baby oil and preparation H, especially with a president name like Dick Cheney

its a loose loose situation for kerry, even if kerry wins rest of the states which electoral collage vote will bring it to 269-269, then congress has the say and elect the president, the way it looks like there is going to be a repulican dominated house

puerto rico, this is most powerfull antena in the world for listening for signals from space, it is also been in a movie "contact" edit. so what, I cant spell but better then Movses

since its a humor section.............. Armen jan yete edpese apa kareli e popoxutyunner mtsnel grvatsit mej HA-in harmar linelu hamar, nerdashnak lini Lijb@ yes hatuk ape HA-ov em xos@m, prost@ qstsum brnumem vor Ayon che dzum

bayts patkeratsnumes inchqan kopit kliner mek@ xosi HA-ov?

Boghos@ LA e galis? Boghos jan tes dzer mot konyaki hartser@ inchbesen mi qani arkegh (snduk) ber barekam

hmmm l saw this somewhere, Thailand or China........not sure which, more hints please

when you reply make sure the box is checked, see the picture bellow, this way at list you would have the reply saved.

Simanto, it’s relative to our strength as a Nation, ROA in particular!, and common voice which is politically correct and understood thru out the world. I wouldn’t put much emphasis to what and…… who is the American president, after all didn’t history thought us in this regard? It’s about time we relay on COLLECTIVE approach and vision (let’s get one, its very easy) firstly making sure we have a home base in which the fight could be carried out from. Just think of Armenia (ROA) could unite and have one common voice nurtured with strong economy and army at her disposal…..just a grab away if we all come to our senses.

How much prove you need for not voting for Bush? This guy can not comprehend one single sentence and deliver which makes sense; this is the only way to get rid of Cheney and company, the president of this malfunctioning corporation called USA Inc, holly subsidiary of a Halliburton corp. Any sensible person would take it on the streets for protest, Kerry or Bush don’t matter who, both are serving for special interest group, (not groups) I for one, I’m staying home and going to enjoy next episode of south park and Ironic news from around the globe regarding this shameful election, why vote and make the masquerade official?

try to keep up EuroEnglish The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

just a funny story FBI The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who introduces the story swears it's true. FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital. Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda. Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered? Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital. Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent. Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent? Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is. Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front (go) to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas. Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this? Agent: I have my checkbook right here. Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked. Pizza Man: I don't think so. Click.

defanatly I dont remember last time it was 1.23 can$ this is the main reason privents me to travel.

oh, ok i did join right after first you posted that, so I'm one of the firsts

Amen!!!!

Domino I did but I need some guidance, just exacly what am I suposs to do there?

Anybody wishes to be more productive and willing to work for me (no internet and occasional sushi) send details to me for consideration. Seriously, you youngsters amuse me, when I was at you age I worked 14 hour days including Sundays

Refrain your self’s from name calling.

And speaking of wimpy men, normal respectful men should have realized before posting how offensive this post might be to female members of this forum. This post in quotation reflects and paints perfect picture what is a wimpy men.

Sip I'm sure you haven’t been in silachi bazaar but in many instances you had the displeasure of seeing one who pretends to be a man, and periodically cusses at our Mothers, especially when they are dead! In my post I was referring to the scandal now surrounds the Fox's Bill Orally conduct, accusations, some people just are so blinded in there ideological believes fail to see the humor in a post.

Armen Jan and if all fails (samba salsa shalaxo opera and sorryyyyy) turn on the fox channel it can be very rewording by getting your stimulation up. PS. recently discovered fact of life

Arpa jan, anasun? I guess no more Dog's verbal tricks probe origin of language 17:58 10 June 04 NewScientist.com news service A word-learning pet dog has given scientists clues that some animals may have the comprehension necessary for language, even though they cannot actually talk. Rico, a smart border collie, was spotted on television by Julia Fischer and her colleagues at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany. With a "vocabulary" of 200 words, Rico showed exceptional ability in retrieving specific toys when asked to fetch them. The researchers decided to test whether Rico's ability was based on understanding and if he could learn and remember new words. They placed a new toy among his favourites and asked Rico to fetch it, using the unfamiliar name. The dog nearly always did. This suggests that Rico is using a system called "fast-mapping", which young children use to learn new words by matching new words to new objects. The study is the first to show fast-mapping in animals. "It shows that fast-mapping is not specific to humans, that it probably has a more general purpose in figuring things out in your world," says Fischer. "Dog owners often boast about the communicative and social abilities of their pets, and this study seems to vindicate them," writes Paul Bloom, a psychologist at Yale University, US, in a commentary accompanying the study in the journal Science. Finely-tuned articulation Fischer adds the results suggest there may be reasons other than comprehension which have stopped language evolving in dogs and chimps. "With the evolution of language the constraints are not on the comprehension side - that had all been in place before humans uttered a word," she told New Scientist. "The constraints are more on the production side." Making the jump from comprehension to talking may require a change in neural organisation to give voluntary control and fine-tune articulation, she says. Another hypothesis suggests that gesturing is a pre-requisite to language developing. "Primates have fabulous control of their hands, but they don't gesture," Fischer explains. "So this shows there must be more going on, perhaps in terms of social cognition." Retrieval rate To be sure that Rico's language skills were not based on visual prompts, the researchers placed 10 known items in a room, while Rico and his owner waited in another room. The owner asked Rico to go in fetch two randomly chosen items 20 times. Rico correctly fetched 37 out of 40 toys. When a new toy was placed in the adjacent room with seven other familiar objects, Rico correctly retrieved the unfamiliar item in seven out of 10 sessions. He was then tested four weeks later to see if he remembered the link between the novel word and the novel item. The learned toy was placed among four completely new toys, and four familiar ones. In three out of six sessions, Rico picked the right one. "This retrieval rate is comparable to the performance of three-year-old toddlers," write the researchers. Rico may be an exceptionally bright and studious dog, admits Fischer "If he were human, we would call him a workaholic. He's so motivated, it's mind-boggling." She also points out that dogs may be a special case in responding to human language because they have co-evolved with humans. But other animals like apes have also shown comprehension. Another factor could be that border collies are working dogs and have been selected to respond to a shepherd's calls. But despite their word skills, they do not make easy pets, she warns, as they require a lot of exercise and attention. Journal reference: Science (vol 304, p 1682)

Rubo is to drunk to post I guess, hey bro congrads babe's curse is over man, now Mass. is going to declare an indapandence from US

Nagli go on rub it in PS. maybe just an coinsidance, but today about 5pm I was going for sushi at matsushi's in northridge, looked for your number couldent find it, maybe this is why