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Subject: Friends Me and You are Friends....... You Fight, I Fight........ You Hurt, I Hurt........ You Smile, I Smile You Cry, I Cry......... You Jump Off a Bridge.... I'm Gonna Miss Your Dumb ass!!!! **************************************************************************** There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week ****************************************************************************

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A small truth to make our Life's 100% successful.......... If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54% L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47% (None of them makes 100%) ............................... Then what makes 100% Is it Money? ..... No!!!!! Leadership? ...... NO!!!! Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE". It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.. A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% Don't you think so?????

Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004. Pro-Aristide Forces Step Up Defense The Associated Press CAP-HAITIEN, Haiti -- Armed civilians loyal to President Jean-Bertrand Aristide stoked up fiery barricades and blocked entry to Haiti's second-largest city for a second day Wednesday, vowing to keep rebels from advancing and to stem a violent uprising that has killed at least 42. Sporadic gunshots crackled over the northern port city of Cap-Haitien overnight, in an apparent attempt to intimidate any rebels or their supporters. Under cover of darkness, with the city blacked out because there is no fuel for generators, attackers looted a warehouse in the city, carrying away bags of rice, flour and other staples. A police outpost in the remote northwestern hamlet of Bassin Bleu was torched by gunmen Monday in a hit-and-run operation, Radio Vision 2000 reported. It said police had abandoned the town Sunday. Most of Haiti returned to relative calm Tuesday with Aristide supporters looking to the battle ahead. Opponents refuse to participate in new elections unless Aristide steps down. "We're going to devour them," said Jean-Claude Joseph, standing, arms crossed, at a barricade with more than a dozen others at Cap-Haitien, a former Aristide stronghold whose support for the president has waned with deepening poverty. http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2004/02/12/258.html **************************************************************************** Is this the democracy weve been promissed when the USA took over Haiti Hop that Iraq will fair beter

Subject: Walmart greeters R.M.Thorne > > > Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench during break. > > > > > One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel? > > > > > Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe." > > > > > Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a question, > > > > > "Really? A new born babe???" > > > > > "Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants."

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Are you guys talking about me But frankly to be honest i believe that some armenians could be Amut Armenians

> Football game analyzed....by a blonde > > A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. > They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the > game, he > asked her how she liked the experience. > > "Oh, I really liked it," she replied "especially the tight pants > and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were > killing each other for 25 cents." > > Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" > > "Well..." she said, "I saw them flip a coin and one team got it > and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the > quarterback! Get the quarterback!' Hel-LLLO...it's only 25 cents! > hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR?

http://gibrahayer.cyprusnewsletter.com/images/gibrahayer/Armenia/wreath.jpg Wednesday was Army Day, marking the 12th anniversary of Republic of Armenia's forces. President Robert Kocharyan and government dignitaries visited a Yerevan military cemetery to pay respects.

Marital Bliss You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Eighty percent of married men cheat in the USA The rest cheat in Canada. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

Osama Bin Laden and the Newfoundlanders Osama Bin Laden was sitting in his cave wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang..... "Hallo, Mr. Laden" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, down ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you, ey!" "Well Archie," Osama replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now" said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbour Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub, ey. That makes eight!" Osama paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Holy jeez" said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Laden, the war is still on ey! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?", Osama asked. "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." Osama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye," said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "Mr. Laden, the war is still on ey! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!" Osama was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie thatI have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie, "I'll have ta call youse back ey." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "Mr. Laden! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." "I'm sorry to hear that" said Osama. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well,sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints ey, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide with borders that are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a (d***tator)

Women Drivers WOMEN DRIVERS Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in abrand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couples econds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!! It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!

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http://www.sellmyhomeandcar.com/images/ads/lola.jpg On Monday 19 January 2004, Lucin Eudjourian's and Costas Demetriou's eldest son Pavlos from Paphos died in a motorcycle accident. The deceased leaves behind his wife Lenia and three children, Melina 16, Georgia 13 and little Constantinos 7 years old. To assist this family in their grief and difficult times, and to ease the pain of their loss, a Bank account has been opened at the Laiki Bank account number 135 - 08 - 013877. We urge our community members to respond to this unfortunate event by opening up their hearts to a family in need of their love and support. ========================================================== Artical taken from GIBRAHAYER

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Subject: QUESTIONS TO PONDER 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"? 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 4. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 5. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he is going to look up there anyway? 6. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 7. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 8. If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 9. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 10. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? 11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 12. Stop singing and read on. 13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 14. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? 15. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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