Ridiculous Gifts

[Anileve]

Eve, don't diss shirts. Rather recently I had a print-out done on a shirt - our jokes, naughty stuff we'd made up. It went down well. I hope he chokes on it.

I asked my uncle what he'd like me to buy him with my first salary from my professional job. I know he hates ties (didn't even wear one to his own wedding), so I told him he looked like he didn't have any and might appreciate a tie or two.

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The framing bid is not bad at all, just be happy those are not framed photos of himself he gives as gifts. I've actually known someone like that; he thought his photos can substitute Rembrandt portraits. And Storms, that's a pretty cool idea about having stuff printed on a T-shirt. I once found a huge box at work piled with black tshirts which read "Sexual Harassment is Never Ok," it was some ancient stuff that was laying around the Harassment campaign. So I decided to make some profit by selling them for $1. Let me tell you what a hot item that was, they were instantly sold out. And guess who were the main customers? Men! I gave one to my bro and my dad, my brother loves wearing it to his concerts and parties. So yeah, excellent idea, thanks!

 

As in, keep getting hungrier for that bonus. What a sour joke, literally.

Now that you put it this way, it appears that his boss has a tendency for symbolic gifts, you made him more clever than he probably is.