gamavor Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Dumb Laws Believe It or Don't! These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. Hope you enjoy them and remember, Law Enforcement is no Joke! Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday. Alaska A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. Arkansas The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. California Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. (I'm surprised OJ didn't try to use this in his defense.) San Francisco is said to be the only city in the nation to have ordinances guaranteeing sunshine to the masses. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits. You can be fined $500 if you bother a butterfly in Pacific Grove, Ca. In Baldwin Park, California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light. In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license. In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Colorado In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor. Have you ever had the urge to rip the tag from a pillow or mattress, despite the warning of dire penalties? Well, it's perfectly legal now, if you live in Colorado. The Governor formalized the law by gleefully tearing a label from a pillow at his office. "I've been worrying about the mattress inspector jumping through the window for years," he said. Connecticut You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday. Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. In Sarasota it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Georgia It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro. In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road. It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down. Idaho Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view." It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle. Illinois It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets. Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets. In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American". In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet. Indiana Bathing is prohibited during the winter. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic. Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend. Iowa Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted." Kansas No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas. In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites. Kentucky By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important ammendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses." It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times. Louisiana It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault." Maine It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland. Maryland In Maryland, a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping. In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies. Massachusetts Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. It's illegal to have sex in any other than the missionary position. Giving head is illegal too. In 1659, Massachusetts made Christmas illegal. Michigan In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. Minnesota No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.) Missouri In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." Children can buy shotguns in Kansas City, Missouri... but not toy cap guns. In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. Montana Bozeman has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime in Montana. Nebraska The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. In Waterloo, Neb., barbers cannot eat onions between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service. Nevada In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. In Las Vegas, Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures. New Jersey Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike. Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey. New Mexico In Carlsbad it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. New York In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on. The New York City Transit Authority has ruled that women can ride the city subways topless. New York law dictates that if a man can be somewhere without a shirt, a woman gets the same right. The decision came after arrests of women testing the ordinance on the subways. A transit police spokesman said they would comply with the new rule, but "if they were violating any other rules, like sitting on a subway bench topless smoking a cigarette, then we would take action." Smoking is not allowed in the subways. Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, N.Y. In New York, you can teach your pet parrot to speak, but not to squawk. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. North Carolina In Barber it's illegal for a cat to fight a dog (or vice versa) It's against the law to sing off key in North Carolina. North Dakota In Waverly you better not let your horse near the tub, since horses are prohibited from sleeping in them, as well as in the house. In Collierville: Keeping clean can be a chilly proposition, as a law there says all bathtubs must be kept in the backyard. Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. Ohio Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio, a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!" Cars are not allowed to scare horses in Centerville, Ohio. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Oklahoma A City Ordinance in Oklahoma, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. People who make 'ugly faces' at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Oregon It's against the law in Portland for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. Pennsylvania The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife. In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue." South Dakota In hotels in Sioux Falls, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! In South Dakota no horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Tennessee In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM in Memphis. In Tennessee hollow logs may not be sold. Also in Tennessee driving is not to be done while asleep. Texas It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. In a "true facts" books there was an explanation for this law. It seems that one of the state senators did not want a law passed. To keep this particular law from passing, he attached the train law to it. He hoped that his fellow senators would discover the train law attached, see how ridiculous it was, and not pass the laws. Nobody saw the the train law attached and passed both laws. This may not be the real reason, but it sounds good. And it might explain some of the laws we have to live with. In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. In Alamo a person found intoxicated must be given a large dose of castor oil by a local doctor...and failure to gulp it down will result in a fine. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. In Kingsville, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. Utah It is against the law to fish from horseback in Utah. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed. Birds have the right of way on all highways. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. In Utah when a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin. In Utah it is illegal NOT to drink milk. Vermont In Vermont It's against the law (not to mention impossible) to whistle under water. Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night. Virginia In Norfolk a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.) In Richmond, Va., you must buy a license for 93 cents to sell song books on the street. In Newport it's against the law to tickle a girl under her chin with a feather duster in order to get her attention. Washington It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse. In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. All lollipops are banned. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. Washington D.C. A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive. The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. West Virginia No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service. It is unlawful for chickens to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM. Wisconsin In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. It is illegal to kiss on a train. Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. Wyoming An ordinance in Newcastle specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! http://www.yuksrus.com/dumblaws.html And now my favorite Blue Laws of Connecticut: CONNECTICUT BLUE LAWS. - These laws, enacted by the people of the "Dominion of New Haven," became known as the blue laws because they were printed on blue paper. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The governor and magistrates convened in general assembly are the supreme power, under god, of the independent dominion. From the determination of the assembly no appeal shall be made. No one shall be a freeman or have a vote unless he is converted and a member of one of the churches allowed in the dominion. Each freeman shall swear by the blessed God to bear true allegiance to this dominion and that Jesus is the only king. No dissenter from the essential worship of this dominion shall be allowed to give a vote for electing of magistrates or any officer. No food or lodging shall be offered to a heretic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONCERNING THE SABBATH: No one shall cross a river on the Sabbath but authorized clergymen. No one shall travel, cook victuals, make beds, sweep houses, cut hair, or shave on the Sabbath Day. No one shall kiss his or her children on the Sabbath or feasting days. The Sabbath Day shall begin at sunset Saturday. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whoever wears clothes trimmed with gold, silver, or bone lace above one shilling per yard shall be presented by the grand jurors and the selectmen shall tax the estate 300 pounds. Whoever brings cards or dice into the dominion shall pay a fine of 5 pounds. No one shall eat mince pies, dance, play cards, or play any instrument of music except the drum, trumpet, or jewsharp. A man who strikes his wife shall be fined 10 pounds. A woman who strikes her husband shall be punished as the law directs. No man shall court a maid in person or by letter without obtaining the consent of her parents; 5 pounds penalty for the first offense; 10 pounds for the second, and for the third imprisonment during the pleasure of the court. http://personal.pitnet.net/primarysources/bluelaws.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 (edited) Gem here is a good one In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) here is a hellerios one It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. what if its not in session? I actualy saw a man wearing one in Montreal on Cresent street Edited August 9, 2004 by Edward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted August 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 More: Wizard of Oz Problem? In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies. In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. Bearded Lady Arrested! In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face. China Gets One Right! According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college. Guess the guy who wrote this did NOT go to college. Not in Topeka In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups. Soup and a Beer, Please... In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing. In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!) In Ocean City New York, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples. I have no comment. In Los Angeles, California, it is not legal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub. In Carmel, New York, a man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. In the grand city of Ottumwa, Iowa, it is illegal for any man, within the corporate city limits, to wink at any female with whom he is "unacquainted." No Cubans For Kitty! In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give cats, dogs, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar. NY State Laws A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. In Greene, New York, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. In New York City... Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. In Ocean City, New York It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. In Staten Island, New York, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." In the fine city of Devon, Connecticut, walking backwards after sunset is not allowed. Home -Have any additional laws or related links? Click Here Below are stange laws submitted by visitors: Below Submitted by TJ Taylor cactusjack20[at]msn.com In Oklahoma... Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply. Tattoos are banned. No one may spit on a sidewalk. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. It is illegal to have sex before you are married. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. One may not promote a "horse tripping event". Below Submitted by Vada- scruffyvada[at]netscape.net Alabama: It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage." It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. California: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Sunshine is guaranteed to all residents. Colorado: No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. Connecticut: This state still retains an old law forbidding any kind of "private sexual behavior between consenting adults." You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. Florida: Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer. The salon owner can also be fined for this horrible crime. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or ''she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.'' Georgia: One man may not be on another man's back. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by ''fighting'' words. It's against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. Iowa: You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time. Indiana: You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it. It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. Illinois: All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Louisiana: Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault." You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Maryland: It is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception-prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." Massachusetts: Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden. It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Michigan: You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. A woman isn't allowed to get her hair cut without her husband's permission. Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. New Jersey: If you are convicted of driving while intoxicated, you are no longer allowed to apply for personalized license plates. North Carolina: It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway. If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. If you are in possession of illegal substances you must pay taxes on them. However, paying taxes on these items does not make them legal. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Ohio: According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog. Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. Pennsylvania: No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. Stoves, dishwashers and microwave ovens are not specifically mentioned. Ministers are not allowed to perform marriages if either the bride or groom is drunk. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. You may not sing in the bathtub. Rhode Island: This state still prohibits unmarried people from having sex under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined only 10 dollars It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in front of a house. Texas: It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel. Apparently, it is okay to do it from your house or apartment. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. No one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. Curiously, it doesn't specify that you need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. West Virginia: A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge. Below Submitted by lets_all_frolic[at]yahoo.com In knoxvill tennesse, you are not allowed to laso a fish. In Detroit, Michigan, no tieng up crocidiles to fire hydrants. In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year. Laws Below were submitted by a Guest on April 4th, 2004 In Electric City, WA, it is illegal to "keep[ ] or permit[ ] to remain, in any location . . . anything whatsoever in which flies or rats may breed or multiply." http://tjshome.com/dumblaws.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Gamavor, they are false laws aren't they? I particularly like the one with the patent leather shoes restriction due to the danger of seeing female undergarments in their reflection. How about some real absurd laws? I remember something from my business law class, where an artist had a gallery opening where she included a forgeryof a famous artist for fun. One of the guests exclaimed in excitement when she spotted the famous work assuming that it was the original. She wrote out a check and purchased the painting from the artist who was in shock due to such an overwhelming reaction and said nothing. Later the truth surfaced and the guest who bought the painting sued the poor artist. Breach of contract, or not? Keep in mind the artist didn't utter a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted August 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Well, I think in most legal systems it would be a legitimate cause for action. No Joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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