Sip Posted April 30, 2004 Report Share Posted April 30, 2004 Fascinating and hillarious story ... beware of the adult language however. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking: I have lost all faith in humanity. ... What if, perhaps, I was to change some of these names to sick pornography titles? I wonder if I'd get any bites? And this is where the fun begins. The first title I put up was "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." I sat in anticipation, waiting for my first download. Success, the first download came. Then the second. Then the third. This baby was steamrolling down the information super highway like a trucker with a hardon that has 2 miles left to the next truck stop. Before I knew it, I was getting twenty downloads. Then thirty. Then fifty. Can you imagine that in the end, rather than getting dancing boys naked and indulging themselves with sweets and frolicking in a dewy meadow, one-hundred thirty two people got a disappointing video of Led Zeppelin performing "Dazed and Confused" in front of a live audience? At this point, I had no choice but to continue. The second title I put up was "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." I thought that this was too far out to get any downloads. Alas, I was wrong. It got a download. Then two. Then thirty. In the end, seventy-eight sweaty, drooling ***s wanted to see my ex girlfriend mow the lawn stark naked. She's not even that hot. Rather then get their lawn-mowing beauty, they got the song "Ozone baby." ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 30, 2004 Report Share Posted April 30, 2004 "How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!" For sanctity's sake, we're going to leave this as a mystery. I hope I turned some people on to Billy Idol, hopefully distracting them long enough to forget that [clapping with satisfaction to animal's mysteries] is not really something their mothers would be proud of. :lol2: That reminds me, 2 years ago I went to see an off-Broadway show called: "Naked Boys Singing". It was an awesome show, funny as heck! My favorite scene was when they were wearing only their chef hats and singing: " I Chop my Meat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Wow! Broadway sounds soooo cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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