bellthecat Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Saw a cartoon strip recently. Two dejected (and rejected) looking men walking down a city street. The first says to the other "My theory is that all women want to be taken by the scruff of the neck and ravished ... in an animalistic sort of way by some roughneck type of guy with greasy black hair, shifty eyes ... and impeccable personal hygiene." Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellthecat Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Stormy ... haven't a clue who those two individuals actually are ... but based on looks alone I'd advise that guy 1 would probably be more interested in shagging guy 2 than you, and guy 2 would probably be more interested in shagging sheep than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted February 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Basically women prefer assholes. I guess since the theory meets the evidence, we can now go from calling it a theory, to a law. The Law of Women Like Assholes. I like that. Nice ring to it. I feel so scientifically accomplished today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) Stormy ... haven't a clue who those two individuals actually are ... but based on looks alone I'd advise that guy 1 would probably be more interested in shagging guy 2 than you, and guy 2 would probably be more interested in shagging sheep than you. Well put my man. The pubic hair on his head doesn't really add to the look either Edited February 18, 2004 by gurgen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 and guy 2 would probably be more interested in shagging sheep than you. Well Steve-bellcat, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard you say. Meesht shat lurg ek duk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Basically women prefer assholes. Your law shattered, Annamus Storms, is that that guy from Coupling? He looks mighty familiar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Storms, is that that guy from Coupling? He looks mighty familiar... Yes, and also from the series, Lorna Doone - or adapted, based on the novel, whatever the name of the series was - name's Richard Coyle. I can't say I like him in Coupling, such a jerk. Anyway, I still have the original two to admire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted February 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Your law shattered, Annamus Storms, is that that guy from Coupling? He looks mighty familiar... Annamus. *sigh* I kinda like that too! That's a nice name for my new scientific self. Kind of a "mad doctor" ring to it. Well, now that the issue is settled I guess all that there's left to do is post periods. ............................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellthecat Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Your law shattered, Annamus Storms, is that that guy from Coupling? He looks mighty familiar... So you watch "Coupling" nairi and Stormy? - a great comedy - always very funny! But will probably be cut to bits and ruined in the American remake. I actually thought it was him, but didn't know he had been in anything else other than that series, (and the pubic-hairstyle is worse than normal in that photo!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 He's the one who recited "When We Two Parted" in the Byron documentary I don't think he's a jerk in Coupling. He's just an honest loser The typical guy who gets everything wrong at the worse time. True, sometimes that makes him look like a jerk, but he doesn't mean it bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellthecat Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 He's the one who recited "When We Two Parted" in the Byron documentary I don't think he's a jerk in Coupling. He's just an honest loser The typical guy who gets everything wrong at the worse time. True, sometimes that makes him look like a jerk, but he doesn't mean it bad. That's the trouble with the BBC, it is so insular. You get the same actors appearing in too many programs - and they are so scared of their "big names" working for someone else that they pay them vast amounts of money to work only for them - and then force them to appear in lots of completely inapropriate programs - like having an impressionist (comic not painter!) present a wildlife program, or having a soap-opera type actor appear in a historical period drama. Hey - he wasn't a loser in the episode that was on a few nights ago - inspite of striping naked in front of the entire office (and his mother!) he still got the girl in the end! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 That's the trouble with the BBC, it is so insular. You get the same actors appearing in too many programs - and they are so scared of their "big names" working for someone else that they pay them vast amounts of money to work only for them - and then force them to appear in lots of completely inapropriate programs - like having an impressionist (comic not painter!) present a wildlife program, or having a soap-opera type actor appear in a historical period drama. I have noticed that... Hey - he wasn't a loser in the episode that was on a few nights ago - inspite of striping naked in front of the entire office (and his mother!) he still got the girl in the end! No one said losers don't get laid He's cute though. He has his ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 hmmm people i feel like a stone age- ice age old fossilzed piece of something-- im so clueless to what you guys are talking about--is this a tv show? well if so--im such a looser--havent watched tv for ages...sad...but hey its a good sign right? that im not really bored or have time to waste...lol anyway-if i did have time 4 tv id prolly be watching cartoon network hehe--maybe family guy and some simpsons!! btw cool-sorry i took it off topic here--I promise--no more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted February 19, 2004 Report Share Posted February 19, 2004 So you watch "Coupling" nairi and Stormy? Yes, in fact, I have to remind Nairi to pass me crisps and she has to remind me to not leave crumbs in the sheets. I liked yesterday's episode - the one where they rewind and he talks to the Israeli girl in something that sounds like a cross between Italian and Romanian would be my guess. My favourite character there is the blonde chick - was her name Susan? She looks much like an old friend of mine from my teen years. I saw him play in another - as the brother of some businessman or something - and they were trying to reconnect (or not) with their long-lost sister. Can't remember where now. OK, Nairi, not jerk, but loser, as best fits in Coupling - but, yuck. He is such eye-candy, two-in-one, deserves so much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TP7811 Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 WOMEN LOVE GOOD LOOKING GUYS WITH LOTS OF MONEY AND IF YOU DONT HAVE THAT UM IT HELPS TO BE WELL HUNG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 what the flipp are you talikng about? i think you need to step out of your bubble and look around you and see that maybe this is what you see in your circle- i would strongly beg t odiffer- because i AM an woman and i DO NOT prefer only guys with money or good looks- looks and money dont go far-- personality does...im sorry but i think you reeeeeeeeeaaly need to look around you more and stop gerneralizing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 I will have to aggree with nice guys finish last. I was one of them.You know never forget a b-day, open the car door, pay the resturant tab.Need a few bucks,cry on my shoulder. Wife#1 left with my boss,asshole with more$ than me. Wife#2 left me with our 2 kids to raise.Reason I didnt want to go out and party and dance,I wanted to be responsible. I became a asshole and met a woman 8 years yunger then me and weve been together 15 years. She works full time.I work seasonal. She pays the bills I pay for her vacation so I can go on mine without her. What do you expect she doesnt like to go fishing. If she wants something my reply is your friggin legs aint broke get it yourself and while your in the fridge get me a beer. Oh and make me a sammich too. Its been 15 years of bliss since I bacame a asshole and prode of it. I'll never open a car door again or pay for my meal again and while your up get me a FRIGGIN BEER. I hate this BS with opening car doors and ALWAYS paying. But he IS a nice guy after all, gets me a friggin beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakachik77 Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 hey anon, I'm not a women, but I think it appears that way cause women want a guy who has an edge, presents a challenge, and can control the situation. And guys want this too in girls too a certain extent. Would you want an EXTREMELY nice girl who does everything you say, never argues, never goes off on a limb, and does everything for you cause she is so "nice"? I wouldn't. What I mean is I would want someone that can add flair to my personality and the above description does not fit that. Girls want this "edginess" even more in their guy. They want him to be nice, but at the same time they don't want him to bow down to them. Afterall they still want him to be in control. Or even if they want him to be nice to them, they don't necessarily want him to be extremely nice in general with the rest of the world. Of course this is general and only my take on it. Shiner, I'm attracted to assholes, I admit...but most of the time these assholes claim that I am not too "nice" to them. What's up with that? I think nice is boring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakachik77 Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 I hate this BS with opening car doors and ALWAYS paying. But he IS a nice guy after all, gets me a friggin beer. Stormig, you hit the nail on the head....my reasoning for the asshole types out there is all of these men were USED TO BE the nice guys who simply have been burned by women in the past, lol. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Well, it has a lot to do with age. Ever sense I remember, I've always been attracted to assholes ... nice guys were, well too nice. But then I got sick of getting hurt by these jerks!!! All they ever wanted was one thing, and the minute it came close for a long term relationship, they ran the opposite way. But now that I'm older, and wiser... I want a nice guy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Extra you can't have me!!! Everyone please keep the language a bit cleaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 (edited) Extra you can't have me!!! But, but why? That's not what you said the other day Edited August 11, 2004 by ExtraHye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 ...most women will be attracted to assholes more than nice guys.I'd say this is a lot like guys preferring blondes than brunettes. Just have fun with blondes (in this case bad guys) but stick with (marry maybe) brunettes (good/nice guys). I however don't want a bad boy. They piss me off...........most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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