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Recommendation Letter


Azat

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Recently a friend asked me to write a recommendation letter and I remembered this joke from few years back so I searched google and found it.

 

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The Boss asked for a letter describing Harut:

 

Harut, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Harut works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Harut never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Harut takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Harut is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Harut can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Harut be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

executed as soon as possible.

 

Project Leader

 

Azat

 

 

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THIS MEMO WAS RECEIVED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE RECOMMENDATION LETTER:

 

Harut was looking over my shoulder while I wrote the recommendation I

sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3,

5, etc...) for my true assessment of him.

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