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37 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man


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1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

 

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

 

3. Your last name stays put.

 

4. The garage is all yours.

 

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

 

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

 

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

 

10. Same work .. more pay.

 

11. Wrinkles-add character.

 

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

 

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

 

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

 

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

 

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

 

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

 

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

 

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

 

20. You can open all your own jars.

 

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

 

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

 

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

 

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

 

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

 

27. No maxi-pads.

 

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

 

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

 

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

 

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

 

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

 

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

 

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

 

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

 

37. The world is your urinal.

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:D 4. The garage is all yours :) nop - 2 kids and you only have 1 corner of it :) next to the dorr & trash

 

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- OO yes :) in and if yoru in LA - it will cost you $30 to 40k - all you need to do is work to get the money - or pey for it rest of your life

 

 

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. - nor to fart or to burp :) menak te Arrorjutyn asor lini

 

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. - yes if you have a 4"X6" cross

 

20. You can open all your own jars. - no need to dig in teh passed - etpes pak el tor mna.

 

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. - haa ha ha ha ha ha - ashxarhis vra ov ka amen tesnelis hartsnuma nuyn tapak harts@ - Ara yerb es psakvum mi ktor hats utenq - ++ vor bolor@ portsum en qez psaken inchvormeki het

 

 

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. - ehhhh ~~ if it was only the hips - :)

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Your orgasms are real. Always

 

Yeah, but men cant get multiple orgasms can they!! :P :lol: :D ;)

 

Your last name stays put

 

You do have a choice to keep your surname ya know!! :D

 

One mood, ALL the damn time

 

Chocolate anyone? :rolleyes:

 

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds

 

Just like men's staying power in bed! ! :lol: :P

 

You can open all your own jars

 

I always find that rubber gloves do the trick! LOL

 

No maxi-pads

 

Tampons do exist ya know!!

 

 

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

 

An electric screwdriver sorts that out! :lol:

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