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The Cosmic Cocktail


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The cosmic cocktail

by Armat

 

Today I went to job interview. Before walking away I encircled my house three times just for luck and right then my Aquarius postman smiled at me before dropping the mail and I was definitely on the right astrological plane. The day had Pisces hang over gray, misty and cold.

My bus was late and I watched nervously at my clock wandering if George my bus driver did not oversleep as customary to lazy Sagittarius always looking for an opportunity to goof off which is strange really since I am also a Sagittarius and I do love doing nothing: I suppose most people are like that. Finally bus arrived and George as usual asked me about the daily horoscope and I told him today it was written that he should be careful and not anger an authority figure. I had to make that up just to protect him of loosing his job.

There were three people at the office sitting motionless under a tasteless cute cat poster, an overweight African American woman, skinny Asian man and me dark Hittie, Urartu, Caucasian hybrid with slight European, Arian overtones. As I looked at them I felt surly my ancient blood running through my veins must be taken into some consideration.

The blonde Anglo Saxon, French, Germanic hominoid female looked wary. I sensed a irritable Leo which could become potentially explosive if not handled properly. I sure did not want to give a stupid answer to well asked questions like “why do you want to work in our company”

I had several answers prepared in advance to that question.

A. I love people and your company has a great reputation of attracting the smartest, best pure breed specimens.

B. Need money desperately and could crap less about your company.

C. With my skills and experience I would be a great asset and a real team player.

After a hopeless barrage of questions I sensed the end-she did not like me and I attributed that to an astrological cosmic cocktail mismatch destined not to be under the same roof.

As I was walking home I felt great that finally discovering astrology freed me from myself…

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Armat I dont know how to say it in english but in Armenian you beeing as you wrote comes to>>>> :D

 

 

TARERAYIN U ANNORMAL

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