Anileve Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Before you guys lash out at me again, please be assured that this is safe and non pornographic, unless I offended someone with this as well, then I apologize in advance. A woman was in her home happily jumping on her bed and squealingwith delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you haveany idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. Ijust came from having a mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your50-year-old ass?""Your name never came up," she answered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Ok, it's still here... I guess I am safe this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 you are. watch out for that Domino(he is from another universe) Welcome to hyeForum. BTW:We only allow jokes where we can make fun of women and not men here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Well, Azat thanks for your kind suggestions, however I will guarantee that with my presence here it’s all going to change. So sit tight and prepare for a female revolution.. MUAHAA HA HA! Domino is welcome to my clan, since he is a Linux expert as I have now found out. However he better watch out for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 I'm not a Linux expert, the computer geeks here are Azat, Sip, Garo(Administrator), Harut(student) etc..., I'm in the pseudo-geek clan. But being able to install a new video driver in Linux and changing the screen refresh rate is something, so maybe hey, you could call me an expert(fake that is). And you Azat, you'll pay for your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Geek has gained a completely revolutionized meaning in my book of life, I can proudly say that I am trying to graduate to a Geek Phd, thus geek is the word that will soon replace the word “cool” and the world will submit to the domination of the eccentrics. FYI: Domino when paid an "unqualified" compliment take accept it with pride and hide other peoples miscalculation, after all nothing in life is black and white, we do have some odd colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Geek has gained a completely revolutionized meaning in my book of life, I can proudly say that I am trying to graduate to a Geek Phd, thus geek is the word that will soon replace the word “cool” and the world will submit to the domination of the eccentrics. That was so scary as for a second I thought I had said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 I can proudly say that I am trying to graduate to a Geek Phd, thus geek is the word that will soon replace the word “cool” and the world will submit to the domination of the eccentrics. A PhD in computer science. Sip, the next time you invite one of your colleagues here, tell me before, so that I could be prepared to not look like a total dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 I was a geek before the word was cool, now I am just a bonehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 A PhD in computer science. Sip, the next time you invite one of your colleagues here, tell me before, so that I could be prepared to not look like a total dumb. A PhD in computer science? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Whewh good one! Domino I am taking my own advice for that one...and in case you don't remember, here's a reminder: FYI: Domino when paid an "unqualified" compliment take accept it with pride and hide other peoples miscalculation, after all nothing in life is black and white, we do have some odd colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 I was a geek before the word was cool, now I am just a bonehead. A nice and friendly bonehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Geek has gained a completely revolutionized meaning in my book of life, I can proudly say that I am trying to graduate to a Geek Phd, thus geek is the word that will soon replace the word “cool” and the world will submit to the domination of the eccentrics. wow a female geek. how cool is that. Good luck in your adventure into geekdome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 A nice and friendly bonehead. Domino only if you were a woman. Or had lots of money, either one would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 anileve, do you find that Azat is a nice and friendly bonehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 (edited) Nice and friendly jes, bonehead, au contraire I hear that Elvis was nice and meaty... Besides Azat jan, I've got no money, a broke geek is what I am. Edited November 26, 2003 by anileve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 welcome to my world. I have no money and I am no geek. But I can sing like Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted November 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Well that just makes you a perfect candidate for any woman, now if you can also move like Tata Symonian, that would just blow all women away….literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 HAHAHAHA. Just ask Bruinchik. She can tell you. Bruin where are you girl. There seems to be some competition for Tata on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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