Arm3n Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 i know a lot of people are agitated now lol, so to make up for it lets start posting jokes in this thread to entertain us all. i will start with one : a guy gets home and his wife is at the door waiting for him, she says: "honey i want to surprise you," and she ties a scarf around his face and takes him to the living room and sits him there. Then when she is about to show him his surprise and open his eyes their phone rings so she says: "honey wait, after i answer the phone ill open your eyes" and she leaves the room. after she left the man felt an urge to let out some gas, so since his wife wasnt next to him he let it go and for her not to smell it he took his handkerchief and started waiving it around him for the smell to dissolve. then he put it in his pocket when he heard his wife approaching. she came in the room and told him to get ready for the surprise and opened his eyes, in the room were 20 of his closest friends and family members all staring at him after what they saw llol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekY Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 i know a lot of people are agitated now lol nah not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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