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i know a lot of people are agitated now lol, so to make up for it lets start posting jokes in this thread to entertain us all. i will start with one : a guy gets home and his wife is at the door waiting for him, she says: "honey i want to surprise you," and she ties a scarf around his face and takes him to the living room and sits him there. Then when she is about to show him his surprise and open his eyes their phone rings so she says: "honey wait, after i answer the phone ill open your eyes" and she leaves the room. after she left the man felt an urge to let out some gas, so since his wife wasnt next to him he let it go and for her not to smell it he took his handkerchief and started waiving it around him for the smell to dissolve. then he put it in his pocket when he heard his wife approaching. she came in the room and told him to get ready for the surprise and opened his eyes, in the room were 20 of his closest friends and family members all staring at him after what they saw llol

a wise man has once said: I dont have any hobbies, i have interests. Hobbies cost money, interests are free.

oh thanks storm whats his website? lol put me for adoption, if you have any kids they will put themselves for adoption you are such a bad parent, i wonder if your daughter will be doing the same thing with my son in the future ahahhahahah ironic huh

why would you marry a prostitute??? a girl has to be a virgin on my wedding day and thats the way it should be lol

have you guys heard that saying: " i put a dollar in the change machine and nothing changed" lol thats the way life is

ok so now you guys have no other way to diss but start making sexuality jokes, im comfortable about mine, the question is are you? well aparently if youre talking about it you have issues Domino, i suggest you talk them out with your partner(s) lol oh ya and mention to them that they cant turn you into something youre not lol look at my previous comment

what would i do if every girl was good, i would get married just like our forefathers have at a very early age. but since i have enough "caviar" to last me untill i get married im having fun. and you guys should always remember one thing when you want to change something: CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE its a proven thing

see America Hye stated perfectly what i have been trying to say for the past 2 hours. thank you very much lol

its okey , everything will be okay, lmao im glad you guys kept me busy at work, when i have nothing to do thanks to storm i realised there is no future for our society lol

does not get more ignorant than that the fact that to my comment your response was this even proves it. first off your education or how many languages you know has nothing to do with it, i even know more languages than you do, and i can vouch for that, your state of mind is whats important, and again ignorance is bliss

oh waiittttt you just said Sh*t, god we are all doomed now lol

lol this is extremely funny, its okey stormy, one day, one day the fact that youre so ignorant will catch up to you, Oh wait it already has

no im not saying anyone cussed, i wrote a bad word , i dont know who lol emailed me saying dont use that word its dirty, thats the things im talking about , i even excluded some letter. thats what i mean that you are in a place where you quarantine yourself from the world and think its me and my family and we are all so equal and holy lol --- Edited for content by Sip.

see you guys are all nice, "ahh dont cuss, dont write P*ssy its dirty aww , ahh , dont write in caps dont do that" but someone comes along opens your eyes you guys get hostile as ever, ohh respect women, respect this that, and thats really funny

i dont know why you are in a such bad mood, comparing Pac with Castro????? whats that all about, you call me narrow minded but go open your mind and listen to a cople of his cds (preferably Makaveli) and write me back

ok lets stop the fighting and bickering, obviously its our difference of opinion and i doubt this will be solved online in a message board, so lets stop this fighting and all be friends, but i dont know why you are in a such bad mood, comparing Pac with Castro????? whats that all about, you call me narrow minded but go open your mind and listen to a cople of his cds (preferably Makaveli) and write me back

lol thats nice, but please leave it up to me to decide my own chances, and im absolutely positively sure that i already have experienced many things life has to offer and many things money has to offer, things you may still dream about

Tupac was a revolutionary on a whole another level, props to Kavor Kin

azizik, i dont have any issues, i can care less, im happy with my life, im having fun, i just brought this topic up for discussion, not DISScussion (so unless you want me to say a couple of words on my behalf, please refrain from dissing.) the stuff i have done and what im gonna do in my life will never even compare to your dull, everyday, paycheck to paycheck, bill to bill, life. so no i dont have any issues i just want a slave now and then lol

wouldnt it be great to have slaves now? i mean you wake up in the morning and they bring you food and cook and do everything else possible. when i was a kid in Armenia our family had a slave, it was a black lady, she was really nice. oh and ya id love to lynch some sev marts , cuz thats the way it is. THE ONLY WAY TO CHANGE SOMETHING IN A SOCIETY, IS TO FIRST UNDERSTAND IT AND TO ADMIT IT.

you can call the guy whatever you want, but you know that the society does tolerate behavior like that, AND I KNOW ALL WOMEN WANT EVERYTHING TO BE THE SAME, BUT ITS NOT LISTEN TO THIS ::: GIRL SLEEPS AROUND SHES A WHORE, A GUY SLEEPS AROUND (and you can call him whatever you want, whore, slut, gigolo, whatever...) AND THE SOCIETY ACCEPTS THAT, ITS OKEY FOR HIM TO DO THAT. the problem is stormy is not willing to accept our society. if you dont like the way things are here leave, but thats the way it is

...and plus stormy, i only respect people who, in my opinion should be respected , and there are many women that i do respect, popping rocks and screwing left and right are not a characterisic for respect. nor are your primitive outbursts of your anger on life and "Armenian Boys".

wow stormy ur the best, and let me guess you write this because youre either butt ugly and 50 years old or you did not get a lot of love in your young times, you are fed up with the world and there is one way out and ill give you an advice - throw yourself off a moderately high (15 floors) building and end your misery. and there is no need to call me SOB or discusting whatever, i did not diss you nor have i asked you to reply in this way. If you have a problem with this - look 3 lines up on what you can do. oh ya and just cuz im tellin you what i see there is no need for you to criticise me in that way. call me old fashioned, if a girl goes and sleeps around shes a WHORE, oh what, ya shes a SLUT. THank you for your attention.

lol thug life

hunny bunny u in the real world, armenia is a ghetto, if you cant survive dont complain leave, dont generalize over there its Thug Life hahah