John Ashcroft At School

[vava]

John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary School. After 15 minutes

speaking he says, "I will now answer any questions you have."

 

Bobby stands up and says: Mr. Ashcroft, I have 4 questions:

 

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

 

2. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?

 

3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin Laden?

 

4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?

 

Just then the bell rang and the kids rushed out to play.

 

Upon returning Mr. Ashcroft said: "I'm sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."

 

A little girl named Julie stands up and says: I have 6 questions:

 

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

 

2. Why are you invoking the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?

 

3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin Laden?

 

4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?

 

5. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?

 

6. Where is Bobby?

[America-Hye]

Vava,

 

Seems that the U.S. Department of Justice and the Turkish Education Ministry have a lot in common. Did you that the Turkish government arrested 6 Turkish teachers merely for asking what the Government would do if the "Armenian lobby" succeeded in getting the Genocide recognized internationally?

 

My choices for President were Bradley, an avid supporter of Armenian interests, and McCain who, although would have to be educated on Armenian issues in order to become more sensitive to them, is a believer of freedom of speech. McCain would NEVER have appointed someone of Ashcroft's stripe as Attorney general.

[vava]

So then, I take it you liked the joke Hagarag? I thought it was pretty amusing

 

As for McCain, well, ex-army types don't often seem to be amongst my preferences for public office - but maybe it's a different in the US.