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Barev Hayer! Man, finally I got a new ass spanking bran new job! After trashing my manager on my old job, I really had to play the game to get this one. I tell you guys my temper has brought nothing but trouble so now I am a tiger without teeth or claws. I just can’t afford to get fired again.

Vahan jan thanks for your interest I won’t pretend to be a writer but I do have a need to express myself. Lately I have been focused on my new job since they are scrutinizing my every move, which causes great deal of anxiety. I will continue the story very soon.

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Hi guys once in an awhile something special happens that transcends the ordinary. My six-year-old son Arvan won the first place in New England Scholastic Chess tournament. He is the official present champion in New England. It was like a dream event, Arvan won all his games without a loss very rare in chess tournaments and the trophy was bigger then his body. I am happy for him but also happy that one single Armenian kid came on top out of hundreds of others. So ketsi hai joghovurd@ !
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Speaking of partying, it was my best friends birthday this Saturday, and we went to a really popular nightclub, which I had never been to. For some reason, it was one of those nights where I just didnt feel like drinking, probably because a girl that I was really looking forward to turning up to the party didnt show up . So I didnt even get drunk. But the place we went to was amazing. Three floors of dance arenas, and really nice music (just not fast enough). They even had a 'spin-out' room where all the junkies vegged out on lounges while listening to weird beats.........LOL Its times like these when I wish I was a junkie

 

[ December 02, 2002, 04:07 AM: Message edited by: Accelerated ]

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Another thing that just pisses me OFF ... here's a direct quote from some stupid Infomercial on TV I just heard (unfortunately, at this time, infomercials are the best things on TV)

 

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[product blah] is completely natural therefore 100% safe.


What the hell are they talking about? Strychnine and Cyanide are also natural but I don't think they are 100% safe. Man I hate informercials. They are ALL lies. Who gets fooled by this crap?

 

Probably the same people that buy stuff from telemarketers and junk email.

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Originally posted by Azat:

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO, There is hope. There are women who like bald guys. Wooooohoooooooooo.

 

Thanks HyeBruin.


Heyyyy what else do you do with a bald head but...rub it for good luck! the more you rub, the better your luck!! <---that's probably how the bald dude will feel like!!
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Hyebruin, I'm totally with you: Dr. Phil rules! I haven't watched Oprah in ages though...

 

Azat and Sip, you guys go on like that and I'll come and personally sit on your lists for you. Consider that a threat.

 

My impression of the day: jan saghootiun. It's dark, it's freezing, I'm cold, I'm tired, my head hurts, my throat is sore, and I'm still alive.

 

Nairi

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Nairi jan,

 

Whenever I feel like that, I always remember what my mother used to tell me to do:

 

Make some hot tea

Squeeze in plenty of fresh lemon & add honey

Take your vitamins (a vitamin B complex, vitamin C, or just a multivitamin if that's all you've got)

Get some rest (of course, don't forget to actually drink the tea! )

 

Hope this remedy helps...

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Yes Nairi, a mother's wisdom, though sometimes all too obvious, is always priceless. I suppose during the 21 days you can make some tea to take your mind off your cold

 

Good luck, and get well!

 

[ December 07, 2002, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: vava ]

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Ever said anything which you immediately regretted after saying?

 

I was about to head home from school today around 12:30AM ... as I stepped out of the office, I saw this old janitor lady who works there at nights ... she likes to talk and talk and talk and talk a LOT. She was born and raised in Southern California, and has never left the region ... not even for a vacation. She has some grand children and family but has spent her entire life at this same job ... of course throughout the last few years, my office mate and I have basically heard her entire life story like 3 times.

 

So after the customary "hello, how you doing" stuff, guess what my dumb-ass says to her? Right as I'm about to get into the elevator and she about to get into the bathroom to clean it, I tell her "Have Fun". I totally didn't mean to say anything bad ... that's usually what I say to a lot of people ... but it ended up being so awkward ...

 

She smiled and said "I have another bathroom to clean and after that, I'm going home". I was basically speechless at what kind of an idiotic thing I had said ... and the elevator door took like forever to close.

 

I just can't get the look on her face out of my mind. What the hell was I saying: "Have Fun" ...

 

Needless to say, that totally bummed me out thinking about this 65-year-old janitor lady whom I had told to have fun as she was about to go clean a toilet that was used by who knows how many people during the day ... much like she has done everyday for the past 45 years maybe ... strange ... very strange ...

 

[ December 12, 2002, 01:49 AM: Message edited by: Sip ]

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LMAO at Sip. One very embarassing thing I did once ages ago (at least 6 years ago). At an Armenian Party I walked up to a table and took a slice of mango from a plate. I thought the plate was in the middle of the table (ie. for everyone). As soon as I picked it up and took a bite, I realised that the plate was not for everyone, but was in front of a young pregnant woman. So I basically took it from her plate.....LOL. Needless to say, I never visited their place again
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Funny thing happened this afternoon....

 

I was basically sitting in my car waiting to pick up my mum from the train station. I left my place a little early so i could feast on a sudgukh, while waiting. So I get there 10 mins early, and a few minutes later, there is this girl/young woman (prob. aged 20-22) crosses the street to my side, apparently waiting for someone to pick her up. She's very well dressed, nice tight white pants and top, and classy sunnies. Standing about 5 metres away from the car, leaning on a signpost and looking in my general direction (I cant tell if at me, because of the sunglasses). So there I am, munching at my sudgukh and staring right back at her. After a few minutes, LOL, she starts playing with her zipper (pants), and then unzips, to the point where I can clearly see her pink underwear, and zips back up....LOL This **** teasing continued for 5 mins, during which I though of driving up to her, and asking if she wanted a lift. But I decided not to, for a number of reasons I need not go into. But I must admit the whole affair was pretty damn funny, as my mum arrived and got into the car, I did a nice U-turn burnout right in front of her (in a Camry LOL) with the satisfaction that I still had half a sudgukh to go.....

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Originally posted by Accelerated:

Funny thing happened this afternoon....

 

I was basically sitting in my car waiting to pick up my mum from the train station. I left my place a little early so i could feast on a sudgukh, while waiting. So I get there 10 mins early, and a few minutes later, there is this girl/young woman (prob. aged 20-22) crosses the street to my side, apparently waiting for someone to pick her up. She's very well dressed, nice tight white pants and top, and classy sunnies. Standing about 5 metres away from the car, leaning on a signpost and looking in my general direction (I cant tell if at me, because of the sunglasses). So there I am, munching at my sudgukh and staring right back at her. After a few minutes, LOL, she starts playing with her zipper (pants), and then unzips, to the point where I can clearly see her pink underwear, and zips back up....LOL This **** teasing continued for 5 mins, during which I though of driving up to her, and asking if she wanted a lift. But I decided not to, for a number of reasons I need not go into. But I must admit the whole affair was pretty damn funny, as my mum arrived and got into the car, I did a nice U-turn burnout right in front of her (in a Camry LOL) with the satisfaction that I still had half a sudgukh to go.....


Let me do a good dead with Christmas coming up and all....

 

Accelerated, you must be a very attractive guy, for a classy woman in tight pants leaning against a signpost apparently waiting to be picked up, to repeatedly show you her pink underwear, lucky you!

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The other day, my mother and I were taking our doggy to the vet.

As soon as the vet opened the door, somehow our sweetie knew what she was in for (her rabies shots), and it must be from the smell of disinfectants and the like that she understands she is at a vet's.

Immediately, she stayed put. I pulled her by the leash, but she wouldn't budge. Her eyes grew large and she almost choked.

You could actually see a deeply frowning expression from her face. She is short-haired.

I tried to pull her in by grabbing her frong legs, but she locked her hind legs and it was the same story. So eventually, my mother took the front legs and I the hind legs and got her in that way.

What was the funniest was that it looked like a whole loony toon scene. Try this, it doesn't work. Try that, won't work either. All this without the least whimper from our sweetie.

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Originally posted by EZ:

Accelerated, you must be a very attractive guy, for a classy woman in tight pants leaning against a signpost apparently waiting to be picked up, to repeatedly show you her pink underwear, lucky you!


Hehehehe ... either that or she was a "pro" A friend of mine says, that's what he always pictures when he hears "classy" being used to describe a woman ... also "high class" ... but Jug, if she wasn't a pro, I'd say you definitely got your xmas present early this year

 

Stormy, I know exactly what you mean! Our cat will bite and scratch and tear a big gash down to your bones before getting to the vet ... but when we are there, she get so scared that she wont even blink!!! It's quite a scene.

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