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quote:
Originally posted by Nvard:
Aneta,you don't have a right to put my King Ara with Shamiram!!!!

Queen Nvard.


Excuse moi mademoiselle

Ara & Nvard - 33%

The chance of a relationship working out between Ara and Nvard is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

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Eeeeeeeen tverin vor ays calculator@ liner Aran Shamirami mot cher el gna
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"Yes ays ashxarhi xent siraharn em, unem @nkerner indznic xelar, bolori hamar yes axotum em,```"

 

Xoski Orinak asenk te Tagavori Achk@ dursn e yev taguhin mer chi portsum n@ran yet berel , Kartsum es tagavor@ shamirami motits yet ga .. Voch ..

yerb tagavr@ mek mek gnum e yev urish apreum "baxt voronum" nshanakum e wor inchvor mi ban pakas e tagavori kyankum , nshanakum e inchvor mi ban iyn che ,~~~

 

de hima duk sireli Taguhiner jan asek tesnenk te inchpes kareli e Tagavorin mer Hyots Yet Berel yev pahel Dzez Mot -

 

apami tesnem te inch arajarkner yev garaparner unek duk - Giteq taguhi linel@ hesht a? de dzez tesnem .

yerb Tagavorin yet berelu yev pahelu jisht banadzev@ gtnek iyd Jamanak el ehum Ehum Lav klini , kagda nam xarashi vam Toje xarasho budit !!!

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Movses jan,

 

Yete taguhin iskapes arzhanie taguhu kochmane, na...

 

1. tuyl chi ta vor tagavore nuynisk uzena davatsani

yev

2. inke iren tuyl chi ta inch vor jank tapelu tagavorin het berelu npatakov

 

ayskane

QnShamiram

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by Gayane (edited February 13, 2001).]

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Movses jan axr du moranum es kam antesum es (gutse ditavoryal) mi shat karevor past (kam irotghutyun) ... HAY t@ghamard@ VOCHICH e arants HAY knoj. Aysinqn, kareli e ayspisi hetevutyun anel - hay t@ghamard e petq anchap shahagrgrvats lini hay knoj@ pahelu, yev voch hakarak@ ... Kartsum em irar haskatsanq ...

 

Mer @ndhanur "barekami" barerov ... "sireli kanayq toghnum gnum en, urishneri mej en mez pntrnum ..." Mek@ hartsni, isk inchu en gnum?????

 

Xorin harganqnerov ...

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Barev Taguhiner , Tiknayk yev Paroniyq ,

 

#1 Arqayadustr Gayanchik jan - Tsavt tanem arachin@ petq e Arqayazn gtnel , yerord@ arqayazn@ petq e Tagavorutyun unena, ( Babajan Getin eli ), yerb Taguhi darnas yev na tagavor, havata k@janes amen kerp vor Taqavor@t dzer tagavorutyan sahmannerum tagavorutyun ani Havata ,

Kan shat TRamardik voronk patrast en qez haskanalu yev qez Pargevelu iyn inch karor en , sakayn yete du ko eyutyamb Ch@Liyatsnes n@ra Kyank@ yev Tagavorutyun@ havata Shamiramner shat kan jans ...

Tagavorin petq e haskanal yev @embrnumov motenal , Gayanchik jan amusnutyan mej iydpes che , chem torni , chem uzum , che iyspes ara, yerbek iydpes chi linelu havata, mi portsir n@ran poxes iysnpes inchpes du es uzum, kopit orinak yerb Vard es arnum tsxakavajarits , arnum es iyn inchpisin vor ka yev voch te ohh yes derin em sirum vochinch spitak arnem heto derin k@nerkem . iydpes che Havata iyn inch du patkeratsnum yev uzum es liovin tarber e linelu yerb amusnanas.

 

#2 Arqayaduster Nvard es ur es ? mi 2 hat AraGeretsikner yekan gnatsin es ur es ?

 

# Ameniyn Hayots Taguhi AnEta Jan tuyl tvek yerku xosk asel ??? Karor em ??? Shnorhakal em

 

ham el es Nazirnerit asa net-arerov mejkis hetevna kangnel , en vezirit el asa tor mi kich hovv ani shogits merra .

 

Aranst Hay Taguhu Haykakan Tagavori Tagavorutyun@ @liakatar chi karor linel , Sa Im Kartsikn e. Yete TAgavor@ Haykakan Tagavorutyun chuzena el inchu e Hay Taguhu het Amusnanum , chnayats nayats mard hima amen inch poxvum e, yev asum en petqe @embrnumov motenal iys hartsin , tarber targavorner, tarber taguhiner, tagavor tagavori het taguhi ~~~ .

 

Menak vochinch chenk, iyl Liyakatar chenk arats Dzez .Haskatsutyun ka ( You Complete me ) If you can not complete One, he is not going to fullfil you ...

 

Inchpes HAykakan Lavash@ te alyur@ shat lini Jur@ yev kat@ qich thaj mi bana linum isk yete jisht qanakutyamb yev amen inch ter@ terin Hamits ches kshtana !!! yev Tagavorn el Lavashi Rader@ kimana yev heru aperum Tondir man chi ga Lavash txelu hamar ,

Iynpes vor tuyl tvek Iys pokrik Bajakov Xmel n@ranst kenats@ ovker karoranum en Amborjatsnel @entanik@ HAykakan , Taguhiner , Arqayadustrer, arqayazner yev Tagavor jan TsavtT el Tanem ..

dzer kenats@ - Harganknerov Hivand Parkats 33 katil valokardin xmats Movses

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quote:
Originally posted by Sulamita:
Im sepakan bujumn asem ara. Amen 4 jam@ mek, limonov yev meghrov tey (nax@ntreli e busakan) ... isk or@ 3 angam havi soup. Havastiatsnum em maximum 4 orits aroghj klines



MosJan,
Asenq zhami 8-in zartnar. 8-ic 12-@ (khosqi et zhmin qnar) 4 hat 4 zham ka vori @ntacqum 4 angam piti verohishyal tey@ khmes.
Tey limonov ev meghrov:
- tea bag (asenq Lipton)-mek arkgh@ 10$ : 20 hati= 0.5$ hat@
- 1 hat limon@ mot 0.5$, ete ktres, mi ktratst karzhena mot 0.07$ (ete barak ktres)
- meghri 1 bankan mot 10$-a. Mek havesov gdal@ achkis kani gdeto eli 0.5$
@ndamen@: .0.5$+0.07$+0.5$=1.07$
@nhanur: 1.07$ x 4 (qani vor orekan 4 angam piti khmes)= 4.28$
Busakanov chem hashvum vapshe kqashvenq.

Havi soup:
1 jigyarov havn arzhi 15$
kartofil (parza Qyavari)- 300gm = mot 1.3$
sokh - 70gm = 0.12$
petrushka - 100 gm = 0.05$
@ndamen@ =16.47$
@ndhanur = 16.47$ (qcenq orakan 1 kastryulka soup@ heriqec)

Qani vor buzhman kurs@ tevuma 4 or tey@ 4.28$ x 4= 17.12
4 orva @ntacqum 4 hat havi soup x 16.47 = 65.88

Grand total: 17.12$+65.88$=83$

Hmi qcenq tarekan 5 angam senc hivandacar:
83 x 5=415$

Karogha giteq es forum@ pogh a ktrum.

Moso jan, @tenc parki sagh inqniran kancni, u voch meki chlses
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quote:
Originally posted by LISA:
I finally tried the "Love Calculator".

After many grim pursuits, I found my true love - Antonio Bandares. Will anyone help me find him.


Ju want Antonio Banderas? Well, ju got 'im.
I am his brother's, mother in law's, cousin's, roommate's, uncle's, gardner's good friend. I'll see what I can do...
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quote:
Originally posted by MosJan:
Ameniyn Hayots Taguhi AnEta Jan tuyl tvek yerku xosk asel ??? Karor em ??? Shnorhakal em


Jishtn asats kochum@ dur-s yekav

quote:
Originally posted by MosJan:
ham el es Nazirnerit asa net-arerov mejkis hetevna kangnel , en vezirit el asa tor mi kich hovv ani shogits merra .


Im Nazirner@ AHAVOR havatarim en indz "anpashtpan" chen toghni Isk Veziris yes hramayelu sovorutyun chunem ... du inqd karogh es iren dimel qo xndranqov

quote:
Originally posted by MosJan:
Aranst Hay Taguhu Haykakan Tagavori Tagavorutyun@ @liakatar chi karor linel , Sa Im Kartsikn e.


... inchpes nayev past.

quote:
Originally posted by MosJan:
ynpes vor tuyl tvek Iys pokrik Bajakov Xmel n@ranst kenats@ ovker karoranum en Amborjatsnel @entanik@ HAykakan , Taguhiner , Arqayadustrer, arqayazner yev Tagavor jan TsavtT el Tanem ..
dzer kenats@ - Harganknerov Hivand Parkats 33 katil valokardin xmats Movses


Anuuuuuuuush Vay Movses jan, ba ed hivand vijakov inchu es aysqan yerkaaaaaar baraaaaaaaaak jarer grum? Shutapuyt apaqinum em qez tsankanum. Im sepakan bujumn asem ara. Amen 4 jam@ mek, limonov yev meghrov tey (nax@ntreli e busakan) ... isk or@ 3 angam havi soup. Havastiatsnum em maximum 4 orits aroghj klines

[ February 20, 2001: Message edited by: Sulamita ]
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quote:
Originally posted by Berj:
Grand total: 17.12$+65.88$=83$

Hmi qcenq tarekan 5 angam senc hivandacar:
83 x 5=415$

Karogha giteq es forum@ pogh a ktrum.

Moso jan, @tenc parki sagh inqniran kancni, u voch meki chlses


Pah, matematikos/hashvapah el unenq Asem vor hashvarknerid mej sxalvetsir ... incheve

Indznits hasnum er xorhurd tal, Movsesits el hasnum e xorhurd@ hashvi arnel kam ... Movses jan de du gites inch anes che?

Sincerely,

S. Sulamita, M.D.
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quote:
Originally posted by LISA:
I finally tried the "Love Calculator".

After many grim pursuits, I found my true love - Antonio Bandares. Will anyone help me find him.


I can try I actually had the "honor" of meeting him about 2 years ago at a Latin Music Award after party (ALMA Music Awards) ... The company I worked for at the time was providing security for both award show and after party, so I got to go to both I was so shocked I did not even think of taking a picture !!! I can't believe how many pic opportunities I missed that evening I am not too crazy about meeting famous people but my little sister is It would have been a nice treat for her. Anyhow

From what I hear Antonio is very happy with Mellanie ... I suggest you don't interfere
He he he ...
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Sulamita!

 

Your following comments were too funy.

 

Have you tried Adam and Eve? :-)

 

I'm afraid to do so :-)

 

 

If their % is low then, our chances will be NONE!

 

Romeo & Juliet - 98%

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Romeo and Juliet has a very good chance of being successful...

 

 

Anush & Saro - 33%

 

The chance of a relationship working out between Anush and Saro is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible ...

 

 

Ara & Shamiram - 01%

 

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Ara and Shamiram, but the chance is very small.

 

Mark Anthony & Cleopatra - 85%

 

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mark Anthony and Cleopatra has a very good chance of being successful.

 

 

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Originally posted by MosJan:

[QB]Xoski Orinak asenk te Tagavori Achk@ dursn e

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Movses, du &isht es`... "kazhdiy muzhchina imeet pravo...NALEVO" (Fomenko):

 

Isk yete Taguhin "peshic" tuyl yeghav? ))

 

SAS

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Aneta,

 

iharke, Amenayn Hayoc Taguhu titghos@ durd kga( um dur@ chi ga? ), bayc.

 

-ayn anxaxt u hastat pahelu hamar,

 

-harkavor e, zhamanak ar zhamank,

 

-Tagavorutyan sahmannern @ndlaynel...

 

-urish Taguhineri hashvin:

 

SAS :-)

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quote:
Originally posted by SAS:
Aneta,

iharke, Amenayn Hayoc Taguhu titghos@ durd kga( um dur@ chi ga? ), bayc.

-ayn anxaxt u hastat pahelu hamar,

-harkavor e, zhamanak ar zhamank,

-Tagavorutyan sahmannern @ndlaynel...

-urish Taguhineri hashvin:

SAS :-)




Hmmmmmmmm ... de edspes aretsinq eli vor espes eghav. Enqan @ndlaynvetsiq, vor sahmanner@ gnalov neghatsan. H@ b@ ...

Bari galust SAS
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Anet JAn hima chhaskatsa du Shamirami kormits es te Ameniyn HAyots TAguhineri ???

 

im kartsikov du Shamiramin dem es linelu yete iharke chem sxalvum ,,

 

isk ov e Shamiramin nerratsnum menq misht el Shamiramin Hajuykov aytselum enq , hnaravorutyan depqum .. Ba

 

Movses

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Harout jan qo hartsert lurj en / yes kaseyi 2 hat el aspirin du xmi / esor el herika charcharves / aravot@ shut helnum es u norits es sksum anuner jogel..

 

yete aspirin ches uzui mi lav konyak bats ara mez el dzen tur...

 

inch asiq trerk lav chasi ??

de xoseq eli vayy

 

 

Movses

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el mi asa Mos jan.

nstats "darnatsel e ays ashkhar" em lsum.

 

che, hastat im u computeris vra tught u gir ka.

 

et anter@ batsoghi tegh chgites?

 

verj@ computeris het em amusnanalu. ha, voroshel em.

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Harout jan shut HyeTv bats hesa Tigin Garfildi heraxosi hamar@ kasi iren handznir qo bolor hoqser@@

 

HArout jan qo campyuter@ igakan seri nerkayatsutsicha ??? ba eta eli, amen amis@ mek ernuma etpes aper, hamperi mi qani orits kantsni , inchqan portses shines , enqan aveli k@pchana, hamperi aper...

 

just a joke

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