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Azat

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Accountants do it with Double Entry

 

Acupuncturist do it with a small prick

 

Ambulance driver comes quicker

 

Australians do it Down Under

 

Bach did it using the organ

 

Bankers do it with interest

 

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

 

Batman does it using his Robin

 

Bookeepers do it for the record

 

Bosses delegate the task to others

 

Chess players check their Mates

 

Cops do it with cuffs

 

DJs do it on request

 

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

 

Dentist do it orally

 

Detectives do it under cover

 

Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers

 

Elevator men do it up and down

 

Engineers do it to specifications

 

Engineers do it to a first order approximation

 

Firemen do it with a big hose

 

Frank Sinatra does it his way

 

Garbagemen come twice a week

 

Gardeners do it on the bushes

 

Gas attendants Pump all day

 

Golfers do it in 18 holes

 

Landlords do it every 1st of the month

 

Marketing reps do it on comission

 

Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free

 

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

 

Zoologists do it with animals

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quote:
Originally posted by Azat:

Accountants do it with Double Entry

 

Acupuncturist do it with a small prick

 

Ambulance driver comes quicker

 

Australians do it Down Under

 

Bach did it using the organ

 

Bankers do it with interest

 

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

 

Batman does it using his Robin

 

Bookeepers do it for the record

 

Bosses delegate the task to others

 

Chess players check their Mates

 

Cops do it with cuffs

 

DJs do it on request

 

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

 

Dentist do it orally

 

Detectives do it under cover

 

Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers

 

Elevator men do it up and down

 

Engineers do it to specifications

 

Engineers do it to a first order approximation

 

Firemen do it with a big hose

 

Frank Sinatra does it his way

 

Garbagemen come twice a week

 

Gardeners do it on the bushes

 

Gas attendants Pump all day

 

Golfers do it in 18 holes

 

Landlords do it every 1st of the month

 

Marketing reps do it on comission

 

Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free

 

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

 

Zoologists do it with animals


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quote:
Originally posted by Stormy:

Originally posted by Sip:

[qb]Two guesses:

1. They do it cyber.

2. Plug-and-play.

 

Any others???


 

Now that you mention it, I guess sticking to the basics:

 

3) 1 and 0 (you figure out the rest)

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quote:
Originally posted by Sip:

quote:
Originally posted by Stormy:

Originally posted by Sip:

[qb]Two guesses:

1. They do it cyber.

2. Plug-and-play.

 

Any others???


smilies/lol.gif

 

Now that you mention it, I guess sticking to the basics:

 

3) 1 and 0 (you figure out the rest)


I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, very basic - and exactly computer scientists!
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quote:
Originally posted by Sip:

 

Any others???[/qb]


smilies/lol.gif

 

Now that you mention it, I guess sticking to the basics:

 

3) 1 and 0 (you figure out the rest) [/QB]

 

The French do it by sixes and nines.

The British do it after tea.

The Americans? WTF is F@##@#!!!!??

Turks do it to everything that moves.

Armenians DON'T, they have it DONE to them.

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