MJ Posted November 17, 2002 Report Share Posted November 17, 2002 November 17, 2002 Highs:68F Lows: 54F Showers: On and off throughout the day Terrorism: Bin Laden promises to take out the Empire State building earlier this morning Humidity: 74% AG Recognition: Armenians are expected to prove this afternoon that the Armenian Genocide is fact Traffic: Congestion throughout the day along the Avenue of Americas against the potential World War III caused by the demonstration by the League of Angry Young Men Extraterrestrial News: The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal will drink Thoth’s favorite 94 Cote Du-Rhone while Thoth will be busy teaching the Turks some lessons from history Genealogy News: New evidence based on the latest archeological discoveries conducted by the Esteemed Californian microgynecologist Boxara Barber will be provided by Khodja about the true genealogy of Armenians and the British Royalty during his 1374th lecture from the "Armenians are Jews" series Culture: Bobby McFarrin and Datevik Hovhanessian will be joined by the visiting Tata at the Blue Note Club to perform Ara Vai Vai. The proceeds from the Concert will be donated to the "Solution of Armenia’s Problems" fund Horoscope: Scavenger Hunt time, Libra! There is someone out there made for you. Here are the first items on your list: a lampshade painted with a scene of dogs playing poker, a book on astrology that quotes Goethe and T.S. Eliot, a jigsaw puzzle of the Shroud of Turin, and a breath freshener glued into a collage by an artist commemorating her high school days. Once you exercise your intuition muscles scrounging around for that stuff (even if you don't find any of it), you'll be warmed up for the second level of the hunt -- the more important metaphorical phase. The items on that list: one of your valuable assets that has fallen into disuse; a neglected talent that needs more training; and a clue about how to resurrect a pleasure that has gone to seed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted November 17, 2002 Report Share Posted November 17, 2002 94 was not such a good year for the Rhone - so no worries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted November 17, 2002 Report Share Posted November 17, 2002 I'm not worried - I have him just where I want him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted November 18, 2002 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 Hush .. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal doesn't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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