Stormig Posted February 21, 2003 Report Share Posted February 21, 2003 I found this funny (except for the last two items). I hope I am not hurting anyone's sensitivities. Anyone wanna add? Why Armenians cannot be terrorists. 1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up. 2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 3. Pretty people on the plane distract us. 4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 7. We would ALL want to fly the plane. 8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takavor Posted February 21, 2003 Report Share Posted February 21, 2003 Good one. I'm still laughing. I especially like that one:"7. We would ALL want to fly the plane." The interpretation may vary. One could see it as a shortcoming. However, the positive interpretation of that statement is that "Armenians are natural-born leaders". And THAT is very positive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted February 21, 2003 Report Share Posted February 21, 2003 That reminds me another Radio Yerevan classic: - How can you tell if the pilot of the plane is Armenian? - He would open the window and his hand would strech out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted February 22, 2003 Report Share Posted February 22, 2003 Ooooooo, you beat me to it Gamavor. I was going to say the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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