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Originally posted by Accelerated:

LOL - at the caption smilies/thumbup.gif

 

As for the beer study, its actually TRUE. Beer increases the levels of estregen (female hormone (testostorone for males)), I cant remmember how - it either contains enstregen (not likelly) or stimulates the production of it in the body. But one would have to be a heavy beer drinker to actually see changes.


Actually, I heard that as for all alcoholic beverages.

Tobacco, on the other hand, probably has the effect the other way around. Breast cancer is seen less in females who smoke, because either nicotine (or something) in tobacco makes the tissues male-er (I don't know how).

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  • 5 months later...

A man came home from work. He sat in his favorite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

 

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer anyway. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

 

This time she looked a little angry, but decided to bring him the beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, one more before it starts."

 

She blows her top. "That's it! You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave bringing you beer ?? Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

 

The husband sighed, "Aw $hit, it started..."

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Male dictionary

 

What a man says and what he means

 

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm tired = I'm tired

I want to sleep = I want to sleep

Can I take you out sometime? = Can I have sex with you?

Can I call you? = Can I have sex with you?

Shall we dance? = Shall we have sex?

Nice dress! = Please have sex with me!

I'm bored = will you have sex with me?

I love you = I want to have sex with you

I love you too = yeah yeah, now have sex with me, will you?

Will you marry me? = will you have sex with me? Damn, did I say marry?

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