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Making love in the dark


Azat

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Sorry if this is a little off color..

 

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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid.

 

She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device.

 

She gets completely upset. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

 

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

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I had heard that before, in Turkish.

Here is one my uncle told me (I doubt you haven't heard it):

There is a Chinese couple, newly married. Kid is born after a year. Father gives it the name "Chang-Ching-Chong."

A couple of years later, they have yet another kid. It is given the name "Fang-Fing-Fong."

A few years later, they have yet another child. However, this one is a bit odd: it is black. Father scratches his head, then, hesitantly, declares, "Sum-Sing-Rong."

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A real story from M. East

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An armenian woman after 7 years of marriage find out that his man is impotent, he cannot have children. But who's the father of her 5 and 3 years old kids???

 

After a while she understood, that before making love when they are having a drink, husband is putting some drug in her cup and after turning the lights off, in the very heavy dark, someone else is coming in her bed and making love with her, while the impotent one is watching them till the end...

The man in dark was the best friend of woman's husband...

 

Do you want to hear the rest? OK, I tell you. They got divorced and woman remarried with the father of her kids...

 

So, be careful...you never know what can happen in the dark, when you are not wearing your pijamas...

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She could have said all along that she went to the sperm bank and so the husband wouldnt need to explain all of that!
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So he was watching, very cute! BUT

1)how could he be watching if they were in the dark, what is he, batman or something?

 

2)If he was so impotent, why would he need to watch?

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So he was watching, very cute! BUT

1)how could he be watching if they were in the dark, what is he, batman or something?

 

2)If he was so impotent, why would he need to watch?

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  • 2 weeks later...

O Kazza, Kazza, your Qs are very primitif...

 

Husband is watching not only by his eyes, but by his ears, mouth, hands, heart and etc... Do you watch movies only by eyes???

 

For your information there is kind of people who get sexual satisfaction just watching the action of the others...impotent people are the most one who watch the very bad XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX movies...

 

Have a nice watching through your ears my dear

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