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I guess the Tomato actually proves that Armenians discovered the Americas first. Otherwise, how else would it have been in South America and then eventually found it's way to Europe?

 

Hey! I guess we can add this as another item to MJ's list that started this thread.

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Hey! I guess we can add this as another item to MJ's list that started this thread.

 

That sounds good to me.

 

As for the discovery of the Americas, he was a tomato loving Armenian called Kristapor Golombozian, he opted to drop the -ian just like Charles Aznavour and Europeanized his name, you know just to blend in. It's too bad now we would have people living in Golombozian, Ohio.

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24. Any Armenian who has ever had a homosexual experience, even only once over 20 years ago, should be immediately taken to a public place and executed on the spot.

Sad but true that most Armenians think this way. That is why so many closeted gay guys get married then either live miserable lives or cheat on their wives.

 

Of course there are the ones that are found out about then constantly blackmailed by corrupt Armenian police. They are either beaten or blackmailed to pay cash or else the dumbass police will notify their parents.

 

Sad.

 

 

 

By the way, ARMENIANS INVENTED EVERYTHING.

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n-1. Armenians must unite. (Yes it was mentioned before in 9 - can't emphasise this enough.)

 

n. At all times, thump your chest and state you are a greater Armenian patriot than the person who stated such before you. Discount all your predecessors and berate them.

 

n+1. Condemn those that do not have pronounced patriotism at once. In the event that they do, go back to (n).

 

Moral of the story: good guys finish last.

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