khodja Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 Bottom line, Harut, is what transpired in the last week. I am a man who believes in the rule of law. I will do everything legally available (and truthful) to tear down the bastards who insulted us the way they did, grouping Armenia with with rogue states, after the ROA opened it's airspace to the US and offered to allow the West to set up bases there. You are a slave to your beliefs, and they will destroy our people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khodja Posted December 22, 2002 Report Share Posted December 22, 2002 Must I remind you Stormy that 1/3 of the residents of the ROA have left the country, about 1/2 of those remaining can't wait to get out, while the Nor Harousts are building castles and having Armenian millionaires from the West build monuments to themselves. As for your statement that we have outlasted many other peoples, I say that that was before we were Turkified and Sovietized. Even then our numbers were greatly diminished over time. If you follow the genetic thread you will find that many former Armenians are now part of the genepool of the nationals of Turkey, Poland, Bulgaria, France, Greece, etc. They have lost all sense of being Armenian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 22, 2002 Report Share Posted December 22, 2002 quote:Originally posted by hagarag:... and they will destroy our people.26. Here (and at moments like this) it is appropriate to remind the world that Armenians are among the oldest nations in the world and might in fact continue outliving their foes, including America. [ December 22, 2002, 12:29 AM: Message edited by: Stormy ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted December 29, 2002 Report Share Posted December 29, 2002 Ok, guys I couldn't resist this: # 27: Since Noah's ark landed on Mt. Ararat and a 'new breed of people' was originated out of Armenia.....hence, everybody is Armenian if you trace the geneology back far enough!!!(and the turks are the genetic mutants!! 'bad! bad!' j/k or ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadArmo Posted January 9, 2003 Report Share Posted January 9, 2003 28 If you locate an Armenian anywhere, Look around to find another, Helpful hint to aid your search find the most vocal,animated,inteligent,barbaric,racist character... Look It's a wanna be Turk and offcourse you located the 2nd Armo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
564312 Posted January 9, 2003 Report Share Posted January 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by MJ:So that each new comer saves energy and time, we can have a list of declarations with an ability to register a check mark. Based on the answers of the new arrivals, we would know if he/she is a Real Armenian. A suggested list of such declarations is provided below. Please feel free to add/edit: 1. Armenians are the first Christian Nation in history;yes2. Turks are bad;yes/no3. Jews are even worse;no/yes4. Armenians should not marry "odars;"why not?5. Armenian women should not date blacks;why not?6. Armenian Church is the savior and the manifestation of Armenian identity;no7. We will have our lands back one day - when we get strong and we kick Turks’ butts;never.The lands were given to Turks by Lenin on the condition of return we were too stupid not to ask them back. 8. Turks have stolen our culture;you mean Armenian Frescos and Carpets? 9. We have to unite;sure10. Princess Diana was a 1/67 Armenian;Pushkin was 1/67 black[Please continue] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 29. Armenian women are the most beautiful on earth - even Lusine Tovmasyan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraz Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 30. A good Armenian pledges to serve Armenia with his life, just don't ask him for his money. 31. We are the smartest nation in the world. We're giving everybody else a head start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 (edited) who the heck is Lusine Tovmasyan? --- never mind. thank you Google Edited September 13, 2003 by Azat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Heraz welcome to Hyeforum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevachia Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 (edited) Making fun of ourselves is theraputic! Edited September 13, 2003 by Sevachia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Huh? Azat: "Hi, Heraz, welcome aboard."Sevachia: "Thank you, Azat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraz Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 32. Armenian racists in identity crisis: Mer Askanazian Azg-uh Now, squre that circle! Thanks for your warm welcome Azat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Sevachia, welcome to HyeForum as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 correction: genetically impossible to be 1/67th anything!!!! it's 1/64th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 OK, I trust Sip's math skills. Sip please elaborate, what is like 1/64 Armenian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 correction: genetically impossible to be 1/67th anything!!!! it's 1/64th Sure it is possible (with enough rounding) Suppose one parent is 1/a and the other parent 1/b armenian. Thus we have that their child is their average, in this case 1/67: (1/2) * (1/a + 1/b ) = 1/67 If we do some simple algebra, we get: 1/a + 1/b = 2/671/a = 2/67 - 1/ba = 1 / (2/67 - 1/b ) The following graph shows the possible values of a, for b ranging from 1 to 64. http://s93725736.onlinehome.us/Sip/hf/bruin.gif As you can see, for values of b below around 33, (i.e. more than 1/33 armenian), a becomes negative. This would imply that the other parent is "anti armenian" somehow! But for values above 33, we have the appropriate a values given by the graph. Now granted that in order to find the exact geneology, we have to solve the recursive relationship (like for b=64, a=70 ... so we have to figure out how someone gets to be 1/70 Armenian, etc etc) but my guess is there are LOTS of combinations that can result in 1/67 after a lot of averaging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 OK, I trust Sip's math skills. Sip please elaborate, what is like 1/64 Armenian?Now just wait till Domino shows up with the multi-universe qunatum analysis. Then we'll really start having some fun!!! We can then probably have fractal Armenians (i.e. Armenians that exist in fractional dimensions and not just 3D), infinite Armenians, imaginary Armenians, and then possibly rational and irrational Armenians. Edit: Oh, how could I possibly forget ... BINARY Armenians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 of all the bio classes i've taken no where did we do all this averaging and this much math ...it's really quite simple! your genetic makeup is 1/2 from your father and 1/2 from your mother, thus...in princess Di's case her great-great-great-great grandmother was armenian, and so she is {1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2} or simply 1/64th armenian!! which implies that the future king of britain is a mere 1/128th armenian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 sip, your humor (posted right before mine) is absolutely enchanting!! ...now, the question is which kind of armenian are YOU??? i know the answer to that one!! you must be the binary kind...remember? 1000100110011000....or whatever that 'thing' was??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 of all the bio classes i've taken no where did we do all this averaging and this much math ...it's really quite simple! your genetic makeup is 1/2 from your father and 1/2 from your mother, thus...in princess Di's case her great-great-great-great grandmother was armenian, and so she is {1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2} or simply 1/64th armenian!! which implies that the future king of britain is a mere 1/128th armenian hehehe ... you think it's humor ... just wait till Domino shows up ... just wait! And I think you mean 1101001100 ... as far as what kind of Armenian I am, I have no idea. Ok suppose the father is 1/4 armenian and the mother is 1/2 Armenian. Then what kind of child do you get? According to my calculations, you get a 3/8 Armenian which is not of the 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, etc variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 We can then probably have fractal Armenians (i.e. Armenians that exist in fractional dimensions and not just 3D), infinite Armenians, imaginary Armenians, and then possibly rational and irrational Armenians. i think we already have irrational Armenians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 of all the bio classes i've taken no where did we do all this averaging and this much math ...it's really quite simple! your genetic makeup is 1/2 from your father and 1/2 from your mother, thus...in princess Di's case her great-great-great-great grandmother was armenian, and so she is {1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2} or simply 1/64th armenian!! which implies that the future king of britain is a mere 1/128th armenian hehehe ... you think it's humor ... just wait till Domino shows up ... just wait! And I think you mean 1101001100 ... as far as what kind of Armenian I am, I have no idea. Ok suppose the father is 1/4 armenian and the mother is 1/2 Armenian. Then what kind of child do you get? According to my calculations, you get a 3/8 Armenian which is not of the 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, etc variety. you're right about the 3/8 i'm guessing!!! however why not just multiply 1/4 and 1/8? then the kid would be 1/32 armenian...guess it does make sense to add them together...this is the first time i encounter this kind of a situation where both parents are not "perfect"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 (edited) Oh boy... I just saw your posts Sip... just wait until tomorow, I am thinking what kind of fractal equation would represent a kind of repetitive patern... a fractal equation(I mean a computer generated equation form), representing all the different fractal representation of the family trees of every possible combinations of what a 1/64 Armenian may be. Edited September 14, 2003 by Fadix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraz Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 Wow, 1/64th Armenian. This is more diluted than the origins of our regular humble red tomato. I bet we don't even have to go back that far to trace the origins of what originally was "il pomo d'oro", the name given to the original apple-gold tomato. ( I trust the Italians with foodstuff). So what would be the mathematical equation to calculate the total number of Armenians in the world today? A few hundred million or more? We’ll have to start with Diana’s siblings of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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