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Originally posted by Aghtchik:
Unenal PMS te ch'unenal PMS, ays e harts@


The Eater's Soliloquy

To eat, or not to eat, that is the quandary,
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The hunger and temptation of food savoury and fine,
Or to grab it and devour it all
And by such a confrontation will get soul satisfied but body bloated. To try, to tast;
No more; and by a taste we mean to pick up
The knives and forks, and begin the serious business that may last
six hours, until the last morsel of dessert and last drop of cappuccino disappear,
‘Tis a salute to culmination
That we have hoped for in a long long time.
To try, to taste;
To taste perchance to get all twenty dishes;
Aye, there's the problem of a thousand years,
And to that joyful exercise, there comes a sobering end,
When we receive the bill from the waiter,
And the insolence of the weighing scale the next morning
Plus the insulting arrogance of the waistline.
‘This the great enterprise of the great feasts
Or to suffer the mental torture of the
Unrequited love of the tongue?

By: John Lam
http://www.angelfire.com/oh/Pretzel/
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I can't match that so quickly MJ

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