henry Posted April 15, 2002 Report Share Posted April 15, 2002 I found this on the web, thought everyone would like to see it. Let's share some jokes.making the grade A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... **anything**!!!" He returns her gaze. "Anything???" "Yes,... Anything!!!" His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...... study???" [ April 15, 2002, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: henry ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted April 15, 2002 Report Share Posted April 15, 2002 Henry, i moved this topic here form Love and Romance.Please try to post jokes in this forum. thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry Posted April 16, 2002 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 thats cool bro, my mistake I totally forgot! thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Yerku @enker handipum en yerkar tariner irar chtesneluts heto 1 - ehn inchpes es ?2 - ehhh enpes eli 1 - inchka chlini te kyak@t lav chi dasavorvel 2 - axper el mi asa - kyanq@s keran - keran -zoqanch- qeni- bajanax 1 - ehh edpes batsasakan mi verabervi kyanqin2 - ehh - de lav te etqan lava 3 lav ban asa qo kyanqits1 - axper jan inch asem - #1 zokanch@s mahatsav - #2 Zoqanchs mahatsatsa - #3 Zoqanch@ mahatsats el mnaluya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Mos: Ok urem e mi hat el yes asem ... yerevi lsats ke linek ... -------------------Mi or IBM e irents amenits nor yev aragatsats computer e joghovurdin tsuyts i hamar er drel ... darber mardkants asum ein vor gnan, portzen ayd computerin ... inch harts vor kuzein, computer e ke patasxaner. Urem e, hert e hasav mi hat Hay mardun ... inke mi kich spasets yev mtatseluts heto harstrets: "Inch ka che ka?" Computer e gejvets! Sksets lriv inch vor kar yev che kar grel yev batsatdrel ... arden tsux er sksum durs gal vor verjatsrets patasxane. Ed Haye mi moment mtatsets u hartsrets: "Lav, bayts el inch ka che ka?" .... (boom, @%@$@!, tsught, verj, computer e satkav !!!!) ------ Ok gidem ed meke shat anham er bayts yes shat em sirum ed joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 A joke that only a http://home.planet.nl/~kampf011/smilies/nerd.gif would like. That is why I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arine Posted May 27, 2002 Report Share Posted May 27, 2002 Question: "Why do Jews have big noses?"Answer: "Because the air is free" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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