dragon Posted March 12, 2001 Report Share Posted March 12, 2001 Abrvadz baher` Miss Dragon-en. WHOPPER!BOUM...BOUM! ALIVE JOKES!!!************************************* 2 chickens down! 1 whopper add mayo no lettuce no pickles 2 chickens up! 10 tenders please! 1 fish add cheese! Yes! please!excuse me!Thank you! go!go!go....................................... come! come!come.......................... aysbes, ous - ousi, kit - kiti, vor - vori...... (arak bidi gartas yev yeghanagavor) gashkhadink orn i poun! hedo` BOUM...BOUM!!! break time- 10 minutes! maori (NZ-i pnigneru) tseghakhoumpin (keghetsign al hazvakiud ``bdough``)dkeghneroun ``takavor``u hedakrkroutiun tsouyts gouda yergris yev hos kalousbadjarneroun ngadmamp. Gu khosim Lipanani masin.- baderazm, economy...aba hartsoum mu irme` DO YOU LIKE BOUM...BOUM? Guzkam vor ``malghoum`` pan mu ga, payts che vor baderazm alboum...boum-ner artsagets, ouremn` No! how can I like boum...boum? I`sawful! Ansbaseli khuntouk mu ays dkeghoutenen, ver-var tsadgil mu, hedo tserkuprountsk uradz` tebi kedin` ``garkatrel``ou nshan-u yev partsrakor aghaghagmu` I mean this BOUM ... BOUM, BOUM! BOU~~M!!!!!!! Aboush dzidzagh mu` aysankam intsme... miag palasanu`ays gyanku abrelou, ays areghdzvadzin vrakhuntalou...******************************************** VICTORY!!! (or what does victory mean for korean women...) Aysor arachin ankam ullalov ``night club`` yertalou pakhdu ounetsa... koreatsi ashkhadagitsisSungin hraverov. Yerek aghtchig enk (irenk arten mayratsadz ou divorce-adz ou yergrort aghtchigoutianhajouykin drvadz...) yerrortu Sungin ungerouhin e` Jay, zor chem janchnar. Haziv oto nusdadz`arten barz gu tarna, vor dgha ``garkatrelou`` enk yeladz... Gu mudnenk night club mu ou anmichabes` 3 kavat garmir kini... Sungu (voroun dariku yerparachin ankam lsetsi, gardzetsi vor sirdus bidi gena... 41 em usav, minchter iren dvadz eyi...18)otoin mech isg barzadz er arten, vor ir boy friendu mer managerneren megu` Aaronn (1 te 2o?) e yegher, 29 daregan kiwi mu, yev te gabu arten khzvelou vra e yegher... hajakh grivnergounenan yegher... Kideyi vor boy friend mu ouni, payts Aaronin ullalen lour chouneyi! Night clubin mech Sunguhima gbadz indzi` Aaronin masin gu khosi... kisherneru kovu gu mnam, ashkhadadz adenusgouzem office mudnel ou hampourel zink...shad garodtser em arten, I like him, no~, I think I love him...ays polorn al koreagan anklerenov, yes irents kov` ankliaked mu... Kich yedk Jayin gu tarna yev gusgsin irents lezvov khosil ou ansants khuntouk mu gu tsken.Asang krete 1 jam, goum-goum kini gu khmem ou achgis dagen gu ngadem, vor Jayu arten 2rtuperel dver e... Medz peran mu, vor akahoren goul gouda khmichku... Dagavin kavatus gescheghadz, Jayu ourish club mu yertalou voroshoumu gouda` anghshdoren dzdzele yedk kiniin yergrort kavatn al... Verchin oumbus gu gullem ou gu hedevim irents... Hima arten 2rt club-n enk, pistn al baroghnerov letsoun e. Tartsyal 3 kavat garmir kini... Jayudaktsadz e arten ou barogh gu pundre. Sungu gdroug gu merje ou gusdibe indzi ungeranal Jayin. Ourish yelk chounim... gusgsink barel. Hedzhede gu laynnan Jayin sharjounmern al...Hangardz an ir yergou tserkeroun 2rt yev 3rt madneru ``victory`` gune ou aylevusansantsoren gusgsi barel, jbidn al hanelov minchev aganchneru...sexi marmin mu, jgounsharjoumner, pagadz jeans ou sev t-shirt, yedev artchev das-dapag, payts chem kider vorandarneru ajetsoutsadz letsoun gourdzker... Pistu gusgsi nor baroghnerov letsvil ... gusgsink irarou tbnal. Aynkan mod-mod gu barenk, vor hangardz apus gu hbi kovus barogh ourish aghtchga mu hedouykin... khojor nayvadzk mu gu zarnvi yeresis... lesbiani mu nayoghi bes aghtchigu indzi gu nayi, hedu barogh dghan al iren gu hedevi ... deghus gu pokhem... Kich yedk seghan gu veratarnak ou jay-u goul gouda kinin, yev arants jamanak gorsuntsnelounor mu gabsbre. Aysbes` kinovnal gusgsi kich-kich, miajamanag meg indzi, meg al Sungin zorrov bari hanelov, minchev vor 40-45nnots 2 dghamart hangardz gu haydnvin mer saghanin... Jayu hima arten gakhvadz e martoun vizen, gurnag ou tever gu shupvin, isg mer kovi seghanin zouyku 25 vairgyan arants shounch arnelou hampourvele yedk, hangardz boum...boum mun e vor gu daktsnen...aghtchigu dghoun kirgun e arten ou... kshe~, ha kshe~~... Aylevs ayt goghm nayelou gamuchnam, aba jarahad ou larvadz` baroghneru gu tidem...Hangardz gu ngadem, vor kich mu arach Aaronin masin kloukhus ``shinel``ou badrasd Sunguhangardz gorsuvadz e mechdeghen... hos-hon gu nayim ou barin modu dghou mu gbadz gudesnem... Kovus` Jay-u ( madneru mishd victory ) yev martu gerken, gu baren ou irarou gu shpen, mius martn al bish-bish indzi gu nayi ou mishd parevelou dramatroutiun tsouyts gou da. Lav vor gurnagus dvadz em iren... Payts adiga badjar mu che vor dghan indzi chmodena ...hartsoumneru kagvil gusgsin... toun koreatsi ches yerevir... koreatsi chem...haba? Armenian, A~, Iranian... No, Armenian, A~, Albanian... Jarahad` lour gu mnam...Hangardz vra gu hasni Sung, vor nakh kiniin kavatu kloukhu gu kashe,aba daktsadz ullaloun` arak sharjoumov mu jacketu gu hane.Yerevan goukan usbidag tever`marminin bes garj, payts msegh. kich yedk an gu partsratsne holani teveru` mghvadz`dzodzragin tapadz sev mazeru havakelou papaken ou... Tevin dagu pounch mu maz` arpounki oreren mnatsadz... Jay` victoryn hedu aradz, hangardz gu vaze mer archeven antsnogh husga dghou mu vra...ororvelov gu mudnen pisd ou barelou gusgsin... tap garne Grkod bar mu` zirar oudelou badrasd hovazneou bes kloukhneru yedev purnadz` mechken var irar krgadz... dghoun aperoun mech bint-bint nusdadz e aghtcgan hedouyku... nor yerku nor tap gouda marminneroun, minchev vorbarayin kalaroumu ir lroumin gu hasni ou Jay gu tsadge dghoun mechkin... Kovus dagavin gu sharounage yerkel dghan` Jayin baren khelakaradz... bah mu yedk inknakoh jbidov mu seghan gu veratarna Victoryn ou inkzink gu nede yerkoghin kirgu... Nor kavat mu gouka... ororvilu agnerev gu tarna... payts girku dagavin pourn` ays ankam hedu barogh yeridasartin kirgu gerta, ou luzvurduku grag gu tarna... Victoryn aysbes kani mu ankam gerta ou gouka, jampan hantibadz peranneren al iynalov gakh-gakh... Antin` Sungu uzpaghadz e nor kdadzin hed barelov, yes al Gibsy Kingov darvadz` achkerovus bahu goudem... hangardz indzi gu modena hedus khosogh dghan ou arants hraveri gu pazmikovus... ``Don`t you like to have a dinner with me? ``Asor inch yeghav```gusem midkes ou anjarag yeresu gu tidem. Hartsoumu gu grgnvi... chemkider inch badaskhanel...parere aveli` anhsgnali tsayner gu hanem... dghan hasgatsoghoutiun gu tsoutsapere yev anjaragoutianus verch tnelou hamar kurbanen card-u gu hane ou indzi gergare`yedeven al ``please call me`` tskelov... Kloukhovus ayo gusem, ou dvadzu bayousagus gu sahetsnem... Sungu tartsyal jishd adenin guhasni ou paghnik yertal garacharge... Ourakhoutiamp gu hedevim... achkis bochov al gu ngadem, vor Victory-n ororots usgsadz e tarnal...yerp ays masin Sungin gusem, khuntalen marilu gu purne...``you don`t worry, she drunk all the time``... Jaju hima bashdonabes pladz e yerkogh dghoun vra... doun tarnalu hramayagan gu tarna...hinkov gusgsing kalel tebi tour. Miusu gamatsoug mu yedeves gu hishetsne vorheratsaynem...kloukhus gu hanem, gichetsnem. Jbid gouka yeresin, usdibvadz yes al gu jbdim...Ororotsu gustapi hangardz ou tarsyal victory yeghadz` shororalen gu zarnvi tran mech ganknadzmez jampogh 2 ayl dghots` ach ou ahyag ``thank you``ner shraylelov... ``She`s crazy woman`` uselov kah-kah mu gu tske yerkogh dghan ou kinovu gou da tserkus...Tousheru gakhvadz, achkeru irarou mech mdadz payts victoryn mishd ver bahadz Jay yerkeloubes paner mu gulla, minch jampan gudrelou tirkin mech ganknadz hedus khosogh dghan` achtserku ungalouch uradz` yedeves gu bora.- ``don`t you forget to give me a ring, ok?... Otoyin mechn enk arten...kani mu par irents lezvov yev partsratsayn khuntal mu... Guhartsunem badjaru.- - I asked her where is your lipstick, she said men took it,- guse Sung khuntalu sharounagelov... - How many men, Jay? hartsoum mun al yes gu nedem khuntalov... - 10! 100! 1000~~,- guse Jay hedzhede porpokelov ou tserkeroun victoryneru achkerousmech gokhelov... *********************************************Happy ending, isn't it? I'm trying to put all my humorous writings together in a book. Any comment? Miss Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nané Posted March 13, 2001 Report Share Posted March 13, 2001 quote:Originally posted by dragon: ******************************************Happy ending, isn't it? I'm trying to put all my humorous writings together in a book. Any comment?Miss Dragon Humorous ? It almost brought me to tears ... (not tears of joy though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted March 13, 2001 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2001 Don't you know Sul, that there is always tears behind every comedy... I prefer saying ''honkour-honkour khuntal, kah-kah lal''... Have a nice day baron Sulamita (I know, I called you baron...can you find out why?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted March 13, 2001 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2001 Solome's Withches******************Aysor manager-us chart position-in vra anounis kov kradz er ``Solome`s Witches``! Irabes zarmatsa ou yerp hartsoutsi te inch usel gouze` kiwiyagan accentov yev khuntalen marelov usav. -Y`mate, kiz (cause) yid`nnot only have two eyes, yii have also two in back!!! -What do you mean two in back? (anzkalapar klkhous hedsamasu shoshapelov...) -Amiin (I mean) Yii can see what`s in yii back too, like witches of Solome... He, he, he!!! Gerevi te aboushoutiunus purnadz er, vor dghan sirdus arnelou hamar hug mu urav ou agantchis kaghtsur-kaghtsur puspsadz.-- yii vvery smart wimayn(woman)...yii ssee more than what yii nneed & it`s ttu`mmuch for Burger King... Miss Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nané Posted March 14, 2001 Report Share Posted March 14, 2001 quote:Originally posted by dragon:Don't you know Sul, that there is always tears behind every comedy... I prefer saying ''honkour-honkour khuntal, kah-kah lal''...Have a nice day baron Sulamita (I know, I called you baron...can you find out why?) The thing is I did not see a lot of "comedy" ... And I have no idea as to why you call me baron I lack your "humor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted March 14, 2001 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2001 My humor is only for those who understand it. ''Baron'' is part of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nané Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 quote:Originally posted by dragon:My humor is only for those who understand it. ''Baron'' is part of it... Yes We should add this one to the "Shortest Books" list. The names of people who understand Miss Dragon's humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffiaharonian Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 An Irrelevant/relevant question: Dear Dragon, please tell us , are you Mr. or Mrs.Not that it matters, but it creates a confusion, which in its turn creates a hostile stand against you. Unless this is your aim (a sado..feeling ) and you like to be in hostile terms with honest people, then I believe you should clear this . I repeat , it doesn't matter at all, but don't expect people to be nice and unbiased with you! You seem a clever ( maybe somehow with an extra dose of it ), and I believe you should get what I mean! Forward your hand of friendship to the rest and you'll get a warm welcome and maybe more.If you start barking (sorry- too harsh ) we'll have to unleash our own dogs...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted March 15, 2001 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 Dear Dragon, please tell us , are you Mr. or Mrs. Not that it matters, but it creates a confusion, which in its turn creates a hostile stand against you. Unless this is your aim (a sado..feeling ) and you like to be in hostile terms with honest people, then I believe you should clear this . I repeat , it doesn't matter at all, but don't expect people to be nice and unbiased with you! Dear Raffi,Why are you asking if ''it doesn't matter at all''? Everybody is nice with me, if this is your question. But if you are trying to proof the opposite, that will be your problem not mine. You seem a clever ( maybe somehow with an extra dose of it ), and I believe you shouldget what I mean! I am not clever enough to understand your point. Forward your hand of friendship to the rest and you'll get a warm welcome and maybe more. I'm not after ''warm welcome'', I'm after the truth, which sometimes can freeze your blood. If you start barking (sorry- too harsh ) we'll have to unleash our own dogs...... If you cannot communicate with me without dogs, it does not mean I'm ''barking'' (what an uncivilized expression of you). Please feel yourself at home, have a nice shower and a lovely dinner. A cup of wine will be helpful. ---------------------- Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffiaharonian Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 Please feel yourself at home, have a nice shower and a lovely dinner. A cup of wine will be helpful. Thank you Dragon, but you see , I am at home and currently you're one of my guests! As for the wine, I usually enjoy it with friends and loved ones, if you are one , come and join us. No need to say more..... You got my point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffiaharonian Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 Oh......by the way.........You 'forgot' to answer my question! "The mistery of Dragon". Well , let it be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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