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BUSINESSMAN FROM MOSCOW IS GOING TO ORGANIZE MUD-FIGHTS WITH

PARTICIPATION OF ARMENIAN WOMEN

 

SNARK

HEADLINES OF 21 JUNE

 

YEREVAN, JUNE 21. Businessman from Moscow Araik Oganesyan is going to organize mud-fights with the participation of Armenian women. He is sure that many women will agree to take part in them considering the high unemployment rate in Armenia. Oganesyan told SNARK he is going to recruit nearly 100 women-fighters from 18 to 35 and to pay them wages of $100 plus premiums (shares from stakes), which is quite high for Armenia.

 

He said women's mud-fights is a novelty for the Armenian show-business. So, he is sure that the fights will arouse the public's interest. Oganesyan is going to invest some $1,500 in this project. He is going to train the women at his own expense. He have already recruitted 10 aspirants mainly from various sports combats.

 

However, a sportsman himself Oganesyan prefers amateurs as he does not need the rough sports struggle. He is not looking for models, what he needs is physical strength and femininity. Oganesyan also noted that the women will have make-ups that will render them unrecognizable.

 

By the way Oganesyan does not think that Armenian women are conservative. He noted that he was the first who organized a striptease show and opened an intimacy-shop. "Once we got a lot of vibrators for nearly $4,000. We thought we'd go bankrupt, but we in some ten days we had to order a new lot," he said.

 

Besides, women's fights Oganesyan is going to introduce a number of others novelties: erotic dance and car-washing stations where half-naked girls will wash cars to music.

 

Oganesyan said he is going to spend the earnings on restoring the Palace of Youth of Armenia.

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