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raja

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A plane flying over the ocean at night...two whispers...a woman and a man...

"Everybody's asleep let's go!"...(footsteps)

"This bathroom's empty...let's go in this one...nobody's looking..."

"You go first.."

"I'm a little nervous...Can I sit?"

"You've got the condom don't you?Come on put it on!"(deep breaths)

"Oh you've got perfume too!You've thought of everything!..."

"Oohh wonderful"(a long silence)

Suddenly a harsh and dynamic voice on the speakers...

"Attention attention.This is your captain pilot speaking...!The two people in the back bathroom I'm talking to you.We know what you are doing and it is against flying regulations!Now please put your cigarettes away and take that condom off the smoke detector!"

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