Azat Posted June 4, 2001 Report Share Posted June 4, 2001 John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John" Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted June 4, 2001 Report Share Posted June 4, 2001 Azat Du tip es Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornyRose Posted June 4, 2001 Report Share Posted June 4, 2001 quote:Originally posted by MosJan: Azat Du tip es Just wondering, what did you say? Azat, you are...? What? Tip? What's that?That was a good joke, too!Continuing from the previous "making love in the dark".....White lady gives birth to black baby from white man... The husband is about to open his mouth, in shock, to protest, when the wife bursts out, "None of this would have happened if you hadn't slept with the maid!"Whichever way you choose to interpret it... ehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazza Posted July 24, 2001 Report Share Posted July 24, 2001 Actually, from an altogether non humerous veiw that happened to a white couple in swtistzerland1 Nobody would beleive the mother but it happenned that it was a throw back from her side....freeeeaky.. So, ladies, if that ever happennes to you, check it www.geneaology.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted July 25, 2001 Report Share Posted July 25, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Thorny Rose:Just wondering, what did you say? Azat, you are...? What? Tip? What's that?Tip is slang for "character." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul bunyan Posted August 2, 2001 Report Share Posted August 2, 2001 HoHoHo, yukityyukyuk, I sure hope he doan git Jooooleeee pregnant, oi vaay, what a thing to do?! Scenario: John calls his mom from "their" house (its a rental)which Julie just doesn't keep very clean, about the "good news"John breathlessly on the telephone)"Hey, Mom, guess what yore gonnuh bea grandma!!, aint it grand?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted August 2, 2001 Report Share Posted August 2, 2001 Maman lav el giti bayst te vor papan giti u hech tandzin el chi dran inch kasek ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted August 2, 2001 Report Share Posted August 2, 2001 Tran kassenk ''Baba dants'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul bunyan Posted August 3, 2001 Report Share Posted August 3, 2001 Hey, Mosjan whats does your post mean in english? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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