hayemyes Posted May 27, 2001 Report Share Posted May 27, 2001 DON'T GET MAD GET EVEN.... Manny is on his deathbed at Cedars of Lebanon Hospital and he calls his lifelong pal and business partner Sol to his bedside."Solly, I can't leave this world without telling you what a rotten partner I've been to you. I embezzled over a million dollars from the company and made another million by selling company secrets to the competition.To be spiteful, ,I fired the receptionist because I knew she was in love with you and then I had an affair with your wife for five years.""That's all right Manny," Solly replied. With that, he moved closer to him, bent over and whispering softly, he said, "You shouldn't concern yourself with such things. Concern yourself with this: I'm the one who poisoned you." -------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent ma in North America? A: A tourist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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