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ok how many times a month you "do" it.It seems longer you are married, more your wife complains.Why is always women losing interest mostly.

Healthy male is always ready but same can't be said about women specially married women.

Yeahh I heard about "you must be romantic to her,flowers,gifts etc." but come on that's too much work...when you know all you want is to get her into bed.

I wished women were like man. "Hey how about the wild thing? Sure!" see? it cut through zillions of unnecessary steps...

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hehe. nice post Armat :)

 

I think everyone is too involved with work and personal lives. Maybe this is why the traffic/posts are down. I come and read as much as time will allow but dont post much.

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ok how many times a month you "do" it.It seems longer you are married, more your wife complains.Why is always women losing interest mostly.

Healthy male is always ready but same can't be said about women specially married women.

Yeahh I heard about "you must be romantic to her,flowers,gifts etc." but come on that's too much work...when you know all you want is to get her into bed.

I wished women were like man. "Hey how about the wild thing? Sure!" see? it cut through zillions of unnecessary steps...

 

 

as Kirk Duglas said

 

"why women cant be more like dogs" sorry laides

 

as for you dear brother, get a job and fix your roof

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I'm waiting for xhorovats.

:) :D :P Hey Sip!! What happened? Were you "born again"?

All this time we have known you as "buffet connoiseur". And now yo claim to be "KING of KHORVATS".

What happened? Did you suddenly wake up and saw that "KHOR-VIRAP"/khorvats verq/burnt wound has very little to do with "khorasan" in the Gobi Desert?

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Sip teh KING of KHORVATS ???

 

sorry i bag to differ !!!

:oops: I beg your pardon, your Royal Highness.

Who is who here. Which is the king and which the prince?

Which is Sip and which MosJan, who is the third person?

http://k53.pbase.com/o4/30/681730/1/63514784.xOwHtf92.050602524GrillArmenianw.jpg

You can’t see him here, he is hiding behind his cheese-hat. Anyway, the place is “NOT OPEN”.

http://takesunset.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gobi-mongolian-bbq-silver-lake.jpeg

Actually I lied, here is the Fish-king Movses

http://www.kayaksportfishing.com/images_3/photos_18/images/JewFish3a.jpg

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:oops: I beg your pardon, your Royal Highness.

Who is who here. Which is the king and which the prince?

Which is Sip and which MosJan, who is the third person?

http://k53.pbase.com...llArmenianw.jpg

You can’t see him here, he is hiding behind his cheese-hat. Anyway, the place is “NOT OPEN”.

http://takesunset.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gobi-mongolian-bbq-silver-lake.jpeg

Actually I lied, here is the Fish-king Movses

http://www.kayaksportfishing.com/images_3/photos_18/images/JewFish3a.jpg

 

 

 

 

i love to fish, but i wish to fish more then i actually fish,

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i love to fish, but i wish to fish more then i actually fish,

Dear Mos, seems like you and I are desperately trying to bring the Forum back on line. I have been trying to use humor/sarcasm, and at times not so hmorous and sarcastic posts , apparently to no avail.

I swear. If I see one more time a guest viewing "death robert kardashian" I will scream! After all, who the hell is/was he? Who the hell are the "kardashians"?? Why don't they change their name to "pornoian"??? How much lower can we get, searching the forum with the letter K and landaning on the likes of "kardashvorian-ian", and ignoring Kaputikian?

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Իմ ամենասարսափելի մղձաւանջը իրականանում է:

Թէ մենք ինչ պիտի զրուցենք երբ Եղեռնի հարցը առկախուի կամ լուծուի:

My scariest nightmare is becoming a reality. What will we talk about once the debate about the Big G is suspended or “resolved”, certainly not in our favor.

For over a hundred years, half a dozen generations we have eaten, drank, breathed nothing but the Big G, and for good reason I may add. We have forgotten and ignored everything else Armenian, like history, culture, arts, literature, even LANGUAGE. Many, specially those in the Diaspora are still dreaming of “Return to Our Ancestral Homeland”. Even if “events” may be a realization of “dreams”, at this point our “dreams” seem to be condemned to that -“dreams” and more nightmares.

I have asked this on several occasions, both in private and public. Let me ask again-

WHAT WILL WE TALK ABOUT ONCE THE BIG G BECOMES A NON-ISSUE??

Once again, as things go the “issue” will not be resolved to our advantage. THEN WHAT!!??

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Իմ ամենասարսափելի մղձաւանջը իրականանում է:

Թէ մենք ինչ պիտի զրուցենք երբ Եղեռնի հարցը առկախուի կամ լուծուի:

 

Ի՜նչ հաճելի է հայերէն գիր տեսնել...

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:) :D :P Hey Sip!! What happened? Were you "born again"?

All this time we have known you as "buffet connoiseur". And now yo claim to be "KING of KHORVATS".

What happened? Did you suddenly wake up and saw that "KHOR-VIRAP"/khorvats verq/burnt wound has very little to do with "khorasan" in the Gobi Desert?

 

One birth is mooooooore than enough for me :) I check this place often so I am lurking if not posting too much.

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i love to fish, but i wish to fish more then i actually fish,

 

Amen yexbayr. Aaaaaaaaaamen.

 

This one is for Armat ... I posted this probably few years ago but seems fitting to this thread:

 

http://s93725736.onlinehome.us/sip/hf/mikuni.jpg

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ok how many times a month you "do" it.It seems longer you are married, more your wife complains.Why is always women losing interest mostly.

Healthy male is always ready but same can't be said about women specially married women.

Yeahh I heard about "you must be romantic to her,flowers,gifts etc." but come on that's too much work...when you know all you want is to get her into bed.

I wished women were like man. "Hey how about the wild thing? Sure!" see? it cut through zillions of unnecessary steps...

Way to ignite the forum Armat. Wouldn't you know, that it's precisely your post which brought me back to this forum. :D We're all such primitive mortals. Any interesting paintings? With nudity of course, just to stay on course with the raw nature of this post.

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