MosJan Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Dictionary for MEN. After all these years I still need this. (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying #$%& YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 (10) I Have a Headache: Forget about it! You are in the Dog house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 (10) I Have a Headache: Forget about it! You are in the Dog house. (11) I Have a Headache: Forget about it; also means she is about to become potential murder suspect (pms) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 (12) silant for 1 hour; beware!! volcano is about to erupt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoushik Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 ... I have to say though, some of it does sound familiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashot Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Yeseli uzumei amusnanay... apsos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 (13) Ok, I guess we can go to the buffet again if that's what you really want. Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 (13) Ok, I guess we can go to the buffet again if that's what you really want. Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again. And so Sip reveals the real reasons he's still a bachelor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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