Azat Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Sip wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating Azat. One day Sip got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.' The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.' Sip said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend, She called him and explained the situation. Azat says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and Azat is waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes Azat calls and asks, 'What happened?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!' Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) I knew those quarters I've been collecting in a jar would come in handy!!!! Now I wonder if it'll work with dimes and nickels .. and not to mention with the pennies (ooooh I almost misspelled that one ). Edited April 14, 2008 by Sip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 pennies might have been a better idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 I missed your jokes, Azat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 A chastity belt would have done magic, not to mention Sip's pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Yeah Maral, pennies would've been better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zara Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Crafty Sip. Very crafty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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