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Damn, I never knew why it's always like this. Every time someone wins the lottery, it's either an old person or couple, a poor Mexican, or in this case, a straight up fat retard.

 

Meet Elwood 'Bunky' Bartlett

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Anonymouse/capt22f87d64b0a74b70893c902aed7be36.megamillions_jackpot_mdgb101.jpg

 

This hippopotamus is actually a Wicca teacher, but ha! The last laff is on us, because no amount of Wicca magic, nor the millions of dollars will ever make it look like it did not eat the 7-Eleven cashier who handed her the lottery ticket. Notice you cannot tell the sex of this hambeast?

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070902/ap_on_...illions_jackpot

 

I am pissed. Why can't I win the lottery and some stupid oaf like this can?

 

Is it really a moron tax?

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Damn, I never knew why it's always like this. Every time someone wins the lottery, it's either an old person or couple, a poor Mexican, or in this case, a straight up fat retard.

 

Meet Elwood 'Bunky' Bartlett

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Anonymouse/capt22f87d64b0a74b70893c902aed7be36.megamillions_jackpot_mdgb101.jpg

 

This hippopotamus is actually a Wicca teacher, but ha! The last laff is on us, because no amount of Wicca magic, nor the millions of dollars will ever make it look like it did not eat the 7-Eleven cashier who handed her the lottery ticket. Notice you cannot tell the sex of this hambeast?

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070902/ap_on_...illions_jackpot

 

I am pissed. Why can't I win the lottery and some stupid oaf like this can?

 

Is it really a moron tax?

Talking about judging a book by its cover...

 

You think the guy had any choice as to what he physically looks like? Did you?

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